THIN is TABOO

hell crazzzyy

2009-09-30T05:54:00.000-07:00

yesterday ...hmph... tink bac pun ho chio.. it all started frm me. i infected my fren wif the word celebrate and nw he's addicted to it. u might tink hw come i neva emo one? my emo level ZERO , probability of being emo ZERO, chances of being infected by emo ZERO..sumuaaaaaaaa pun zero!! tis is cuz i celebrate every single nonsense thing in my life.
okok for eg:
yay! found new job > CELEBRATE!!!
finish 1st day of new job > CELEBRATE!!!
2moro gona get pay > CELEBRATE!!!
afta get pay > CELEBRATE!!!
2moro results comin out d... > CELEBRATE 1st !!!! WOOOOOO!!
results pass sumua!... > CELEBRATE 2nd round!!! gila siaw~
wat the hell oso celebrate one la...

yesterday nite sien sien tak da plan , den my fren yinze suddenly wana chea supper knw! i ask him why? he said wana celebrate. celebrate hamik? celebrate he has got a date to prom. celebrate kali ke-berapa? kali kedua! den again the usual group , me , yinze , peng , wong and seekor babi.

after round sg nibong and qb few rounds...finally end up at Apex cafe. fuuuyooohhh... the 5 of us nia , macam curi lari keluar frm mental hospital aneh. it was like siaw kaaaaaaaaaaa bi sit ki , laugh till mouth cramp , laugh till pa toh tia , laugh ka nearly pee in pants bt din xD HELL CRAZZY~ my fren said tat i shud go be MC instead. how i wish i could! too bad no pics...pics are all at yinze's place he havent upload so wa pun tak lak...

money money money =)

2009-09-26T07:47:00.000-07:00

well well~ im here! unsangkarable im bac to blog again! rili ah...i dono wad i wana write abt oso...im happen to be here cuz i run out of sites to go...FB suda boring...tv tak da nice shows , tak bleh use msn cuz pc cacat , labtop laggin like shit. ..no life luuuuuu!!! oh ya! i told myself im nt goin bac to evergreen to work d, bt yst my supervisor called and i couldnt reject him...okok here's the convo:

super: ehh Dillan ah...ma zai eh zho kang bo?
Dil: ma zai ah......ai mehhhhh?? mai laaaaa...
super: lai laaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....zhui bo lang worr...
Dil: bo lang meh??? hamik function lai??
super: bo kao lang gok... royal thai lai chiak buffet...laii la lai laaa 11am- 5pm nia...
Dil: wu naik gaji bo??
super: bo loooo...GM mai naik.
Dil: cipiak GM. sipeh kiamsiap ...
super: lai har - lai har...
Dil: okla okla...
super: TQ TQ TQ TQ TQ!!!
Dil: biao kin biao kin..
super: tq har..bb
Dil: bb

look at the bright side , can chiak holiaw!! woohoooooo!! eat buffet xD
look at the dark side , work like lembu and low pay and no hotties! wat the heck.....its so damn depressing! btw i dono why ppl titi say work like lembu... lembu work hard meh?! dey jz stand there feelin their boobies fillin buckets of susu segar nia... =..=

lately malays celebrate RAYA , wa pun RAYA. i went my cousin's house to visit dem , dapat 6buckz Greenpau den suda KAYA RAYA. HAHA!! afta get Rm6 ...suda pi shopping! weeee!! wuisyehh! bijaknya!! tak tau mana otaknya...

so wa sekrang suda feelin the pokainess...gota work OT at office + waiter at evergreen. oh well~ wana spend more gota work more....

Will Pan's promo tour

2009-08-08T05:07:00.000-07:00

yesterday Will Pan came to tarc to promote his new album. well~ im nt rili a fan of him bt motha of sweet lord nw i am!! Gud thing i went...and it's nt free, gota pay 8buckz. haha! His so-called concert shud start at 4.30pm and he came at 5.50pm. motha...his biji so besar & tua liap...waited for him 1hr 20mins! During the wait, wad to do ah?? we got nth to but to entertain ourselves by staring at the WIL PAN poster on the wall like sum sei kei lou ,nt forgettin to open my eyes wide to scope and criticizing Wil's tua liap-ness...then...

my fren here , lets call him daniel professing his love for PORN to the whole wide TARC

oooook, afta the sipeh, never ending long wait...
Wil & dono who the heck is tat. i tink his a DJ frm My FM, lets name him Pete. =)

still yapping dowana let him perform, and Pete talks more than Wil...Grrr...

me , daryl , yinze , peng & porniac

Too bad we cant go upstage cuz we din buy his CD, oh well~ we're jz few centimeters away frm him nia.. SEE!

THE COOL & GAYA Wil pan. xD i can see myself upthere doin the same thing someday =D

Godmom's bday

2009-08-02T06:22:00.000-07:00

This was few days bac. and it was my godmom's 65th bday. umm...she's nt rili my godmom, she's my babysitter since i was jz abt 2 months old still sucking chesticles xD and she's closer to me than my mom so she jz somehow bcame my Godma.

we celebrated it at Harvest Inn, and in case u dono its at irrawady road. sumwhere near jemput tree...
nahh!!

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singing bday song at restaurant is rili weird! Just to let u knw, i closed my eyes so no one can recognise me. =D and my godma looks like a mok mok!! omg
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mann...i look so tiny! u see the blue shirt guy, looks bak bak rite. we both hv the same weight. =P his bee's hubby.

The like vry pro camera-man, bday gal, the one who doesnt look like her age, the fitty ,and it =)
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nite went coffee island chill for abit...All saintz, in other words all guys, in worst terms, all batangsss

Swensen

2009-07-26T05:43:00.000-07:00

yst its the 1st day of my intermediate class...so must celebrate abit.

nite went times square, swensen chiak ice cream.

its gt rum raisin , mint, strawberry , macaedamian nuts & sticky choco.

ada 1 lagi bowl but tak da tangkap photo. oh well~wateva.

umm...my brotha was bz snapping photos, lemme see wad i can get.

hehehehe. i knw i look like 'sei yam lou'. but im not...
i knw it looks gayish...but im not...
i knw it looks like i act cute...bt im not...
i knw it looks abit like a lala cuz of the collar...bt im not...
i knw it looks like i wax my hair...bt i din...
i knw it looks kinda great...YES I DO. i mean the hair nia* xD

24/7/09

2009-07-23T21:49:00.000-07:00

i've been kinda lazy lately...as i langsung tak da update blog since tak tau bila.

last nite slept at 3am , 7.30am gt woke up by sum babi name BABI V.

later on, i jz thought i shud go to my coll and ask my classes thingy & make payment.

i went. and i found out tomoro i gt class! wuisyeh! like so beh hu beh hu wana start class lidat. jeezzz

frm 2pm- 6.30pm. Arghhhhhhhhhhhh...im gona be late for futie.

of all days for class why la saturday?! buuuuuuuutooooooohhh sama lu.

oh well~ fingers cross for hotties tomoro.

eh bt den. hotties always hv attitude problems....damnnn

ok , fingers cross for not-so-hot hotties. x )

i came across tis slk. super lala huh! kancil but wana act 4x4.

okok. stare far far ahead. u see the building which is higher than mountains, touching the clouds...

tats my college. there's no otha college as tall as mine d in penang.

hahaha its call UMNO - Untuk Melayu, No others. and i aint proud of it. xD

hopefully i wont ditangkap ISA . =D

Departure

2009-07-05T20:09:00.000-07:00

Few days bac, i watched this movie called 'Departure' , slightly knowing wat it means bt still! the title itself is soooooooooooo not menarik! i wanted to watch ice age 3 bt ah sean watched d, den she wana watched transformers 2 bt i watched d. wana watch hannah montana bt too late pulak...wat the heck! so the both of us who were kao giak no life, bored to the max, agreed to watch DEPARTURE! hahahaha guess wad! there's less than 10 ppl in the cinema! and 6 of them hv ald lived half their life d and anotha 2 more sudah senior citizen...

hmmm...'Departure' ...its a rili slow and kinda dry movie , as expected frm JAPAN. All of their movies not one single movie which is nt slow one. cipiak. BUT!!! the movie is rili meaningul ...it makes u feel all kinds of emotions... got me teary eyes for a few times k! overall its a pretty downside , melancholy movie BUT BUT!!! there are a few parts tat can make u laugh like gila lidat.

okok for eg. tis guy was cleaning this gal's body, bcuz he tinks the gal is pretty and got kinda perverted. He started wiping frm the top den halfway to the bottom, he felt smthg! a thing he neva shud hv TOUCH! he let out a squeek sumore! fuudoiii....his master pun terkejut, eye brows raising demanding to knw wat izit?! he told his master : she's got a 'thing'... master didnt understand, and asked again: wat thing?! he answered : A THING! okok i'll leave u guys to guess wad is the 'THING' , i'll show the answer at the bottom xD

make up for the deceased so tat he/she can look their best whn they leave for anotha realm.

this is the wife aka the sweetest wife on earth! Arghhhh u wouldnt understand, the sweetness is beyond words to describe, u watch it and u knw it. Ur confirm to go yerrrrrr.... hw i wish she's my gf or ohh GOD! pls make my gf or wife like her! 100% guaranteed. mien warranty at all..

if u havent watch it...umm..u all sure dun watch this kinda movie one, jz watch lah. The music is rili rili rili niceeeee! played by a pro cello player. sipeh sedap didengar i tell u, its like the song's alive...it potraits the person's feelin perfectlyand it touches every single living soul!

aiya mien kong aneh che, jz ki kua!

the 'thing' tat i mentioned above is ...'BAK TIAO' XD

work work at evergreen hotel

2009-06-28T06:49:00.000-07:00

yesterday i skipped our weekly futbal mania. well ~ im sry ,im workin. Its known as a waiter , bt it aint tat easy at all. ppl work as waiter jz serve food and drinks nia tats it! mine one special , totally different frm the rest. sumore only 4 buckz nia..well~ Only STRONG ones can work nia. example : ah boon worked once , afta tat he surrendered...he told me: kerja 1 hari , 2 hari tak bleh bangun. O.O whereas me~ work since form 3! thank you ~ thank you~ danggg , pai seh niaaa.. xD

i've been workin so long and i neva got the chance to show ppl how its like. so here are sum pics of the surrounding. =)
3pm. Before set-up.

afta hours of setting up.

fold the napkins (ah boon suck at this xD)
clean up the goblets
the plates
the tea cups
the chopsticks
the sauces
the bowls
the chair arrangements

i knw i knw...the lighting is kinda sucky. well...my hp's camera is only 1.3mp ! during the nite / evenin its gt a comfy , cozy , romantic feeling..dun mind the photos haha!

see! pretty huh!

this is corridor...look at the END the END! vry far huh! at the end there , there's we take our dishes frm and we nid to travel the looooooooooooooong journey to reach the main dining area. like marathon aneh. lets see...i work frm 3pm-2am, few hundred km d! omg! x )

i look super-smart rite! hiak hiak hiak! its my uniform - shirt+ vest+ bowtie + slack+ stone shoe(batu eh)

RIP michael jackson

2009-06-25T21:07:00.000-07:00

today marks the day of michael's tumble frm the world of music. we shall mourn his loss...his an idol , a symbol of god of inspiration , music legend and icon. without him there's no justin timberlake, no snoop dogg, no usher , no wade robson, no fancy footworks , no hands between legs, no nth! whn he is still around, there are harsh criticisisms saying tat his a child molester. Damn those hipocrits, nw when his gone, dey mourn for him saying hw gud a being he was. he enlightened ppl and influenced ppl around the globe, frm 60s to now to future...lets jz reminisce..

i tot i'll put up sum pics to lighten up this blog abit

Michael and his brothers as the Jackson 5.

whn he released his 1st album as an adult.

Michael becomes the biggest star on the planet!

He releases the best selling album of time and the most popular music video ever!.

THE THRILLER ERA!

well...lets jz remember him as a music hero or legend instead of ' child molester'...as im sure most of us unconciously remember the lyrics of his song playin in our head.

RIP michael..

hiking wif boon the babi

2009-06-19T01:42:00.000-07:00

yst ahh...i was sleeping knw. Then boon suddenly called me, ajak me hiking. so this is our conversation:

Boon: ehh dillan ah
Dil: yea hamiksu boon
Boon: wan go pek sua anot?
Dil: wahhhhh lu sure bo? later climb halfway, u sure wan patah balik one
Boon: nonsense la dil, me outrageous sportsman lai
Dil: whoaaa! ok on on. *see he so determine!*
Boon: alritee

wookay, ah boon and me...wanted to climb to no.5 . Ah boon's cita cita sangat tinggi...bt afta we started abt like 5mins, ah boon asked me: ehh dil ah, halfway there abui? nope =) still vry far...tat time he was ald asking for rest no.1... den we kept on walking bt our journey titi tiok interrupt. Interrupted by ah boon's request for rest . xDD every time whn i ask him to continue afta the rest he'll say ehh wait wait, lemme take 3 deep breath. hahahaha okok u take~ bt whn i asked him whether wana patah balik nt? he said : shut up la dil, i wana climb till no.5 hahahahaha wa beh tong ka eee...*he banyak determine still !*

look hw happy he is whn we reach no.3 , nt even the top gok x )

me enjoying the permandangan yang penuh dengan jerebu =)

fuuyooyoohh! look at the OUTRAGEOUS SPORTSMAN bodayy. he penat till mouth pun senget ki.

Kim Gary

2009-06-13T20:59:00.000-07:00

sure everyone knws or heard abt Kim Gary. Yst was my 1st time eating at kim gary ...u knw wad? its like sitting for exam lidat! got objective and subjective sumore ok. ok u take seat, den u'll see the menues in front of u. not 1 or 2 menu knw...its a whole bunch of dem! den whn u actually wana take order , ur given a file inside full or papers , im sry..order papers...

ok i wana eat set A , wad kinda u soup u wan?
a. cream soup
b. bousch soup or wateva
c. normal soup

ok i wan a chicken chop RICE
a. rice
b. spaghetti
c. noodles

wtffffff?! wats their problem?! in the menu, its shown and written chicken chop rice , bt whn u wana order, dey ask whether u wan rice or spaghetti or noodles...wtf? xD dey wana cho siaw wif the customer la , i tink la.

ok nw for subjective test:
1.who is the most cheerful staff ? O.O

2. which staff is the most hadworking one?

3. who is the most polite staff? wtff

4. wad do u tink abt our service?

5. will u come to our restaurant again?

6. hw u knw abt Kim Gary?

wtfffffffffff?! see see! i cant seem to tink of anotha word except for EXAM!

Drag me to hell

2009-06-12T09:57:00.000-07:00

okay...jz stare at the poster .... creepy huh? scary oso huh? but damn funny laaaaaaaa...start start nia, ur gona see a grandma whose a human bt like terminator lidat. punch and kick her canot die, den car crash stil canot die, den use smthg stuck it in her throat still undieable! funny memang! bt den i still scream like a 3 yr old lil gal who has lost her blankie...beh hosehh laaa..

watched wif a gal, the gal bo rasa, wa rasa overwhelming! watch watch halfway AAAAAAAAAAA! i look at her - her expression is like O.O i whole movie dono AAAAAAAAA hw many times knw! den a gal whose beside me oso tertarik wif my reaction...

damnnn...hw come gals like such creepy stuffs! its like dey're numb d one...behh hosehh behh hosehh

No More EXAMS!

2009-06-10T21:13:00.000-07:00

1st of all i wana complain! finally exam sudah pun habeh.. bt nt even a day nia, im ald complaining BBBOOOOOORRRRRIIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG~ seeeee laaaaa banyak beh hoseh laaa...

yst afta exam nia straight poon ki gurney watch 17 again! at 1st dowana watch one knw...cuz he is so damn gay. But den my fren ald watch like nearly all of the movies d, we're left wif only 17 again.
motha! i tell u start start nia zac ald half naked show off his bodayyy d. knn.... still rmb alst time whn i watch high sch musical 1 , his body and mine nt much difference nia, bt nw...fuuuulamak! u see tiok his boday , u nid a tupperware to to keep ur saliva. O.O sumore he got lapan keping...ppl empat keping ald whoaaa...he lapan!

hmm...*i suspect* his on drugs ler....and u knw the way he dress...Ffffuuuuuuu gaya betuii.

ok nw checkout his pics and the way he dress:

ok see wad i mean? simple plain white tee wif a black leather jacket - emits a cool , manly, macho arnold look. jalan pun ada angin

nw see this...chacks long sleeve shirt wif a plain white tee in it gives a nice , comfy country feeling.
if u watched the movie ald, u'll see the blue one is wayy nicer than this xD

nw check this out. his arm makes u go OOOOMG! and his bodayy...fuuuuuuuuuuyooh , *his on drugs* =p

soon soon , u'll see me and him equally match d

techniques to pass in exams

2009-05-19T09:17:00.000-07:00

example of how u popi to Gods:

hokkien- ang kong, wa si xxx, ma zai wa ko cek liaw , tolong popi ho wa cho ho lai ,ho wa syau eh tiok an zua cho , cho eh hu ka cho eh si bo ho tor. tolong ho wa cho hoho lai. wa pass eh ua , wa eh beh kfc chia ang kong chiak ka tata jit liam keng ka che. ang kong tolong tolong tau ka chiu wa pass ji leh ko cek. kam siah ang kong che che

english translation-ohh god , my name is xxx , tomorrow i exam ald ,pls bless me let me do well , let me think tiok how to do , lemme do time , there's no mistakes. pls help me do properly. if i pass tis exam , i'll treat god kfc and everyday pray longer. so god plsss help me lemme pass tis exam. thankss alot!

example of how u popi to Milk Buddha: (milk buddha speaks english)
eg. Buddha , my name is Dillan de vosse , im studyin at ATC college and im doin my A levels rite nw, XX date is my exam d , pls bless me and lemme do well in it. im sitting for law, bizness and english literature...law and literature i put it alot of afford so pls pls help me do well in this 2 subs , whereas bizness...i din rili study , i jz look thru nia , so i dare nt ask for buddha to help me pass this sub , jz help me abit , so i can write during the exams. if my paper blank blank it will be vry embarassing...Buddha see! i brought 2 boxes of milk to offer to u , so pls pls lemme get thru this exam. if i pass d , i will come bac and thank you wif milk again. TQ TQ TQ

these are the techniques techniques to help u to communicate wif God. It is kinda effective though. X )

movies anyone?

2009-05-17T06:00:00.000-07:00

tues 19/5/09- Biz exam
time- 2.00pm-3.15pm
afta tat , who's interested to watch movie?
parents at Bali eat air XD

movie choices: star trek , angels & demons and I love you, man

still alive n kickin

2009-05-15T06:45:00.000-07:00

Im still alive though~
bt bz studyin for exam...
so oh well~ harap maaf for the lack of entertainment XD

facial rawks

2009-05-06T05:51:00.000-07:00

hari ini mock exam , 2moro oso mock exam, 2moro 2moro oso exam~ but hari ini my sis came bac frm sabah and ajak me go do facial wif her . I've neva done it before , so ON lah! but kinda paiseh lah , went in time all gals knw! i was the only guy( i tot)...
fuuuyoooh i tell u...banyak song i tell u! The beauty saloon i went to is DeJoyce XD omg went in nia , ald gt fok si (service) by hottiesss d... kana hottie parasdise lidat~ wuuuuUUU! u knw wad i saw?! i saw an apek abt 60-70s d inside gettin facial and massage. i was like WHAT THE HECK?! even Apek oso more ai sweee and IN than me...ok den frm 2-4pm its pure facial and massage and chit chat and this and that. the products they talked to me abt i langsung tak faham. and in the process of chit chat i found out tat my beautician is only 21yrs old! hiak hiak hiak...ada chance XDD

have u eva feel the sensation of ur face being gently massage by hotties wif hands like cotton XD Its unbelievably AWESOME! and of cuz u mus be thinking i titi complain abt money one hw come sanggup go to such places...and heck no. hari ini tak da complain cuz too cheap d! rm26 nia! original price is rm77 one knw...den bcuz of anniversay or smthg discount more than 50%. wulala! X )

Note: This is my 1st time doin facial , and im in luv wif it =D

i found anotha new name

2009-04-29T02:21:00.000-07:00

yst me & xian went to chong cheng for badminton knw. den guess wad happened?!?!
we played wif veterans and we totally OWNED them...awwww...pai seh niaa
we're a double pair and read my lips ' WE'RE the PUNISHERS' !!! or may b jz me lah XDD

okok lemme tell u the process...we're losing 12-2 at one time, it was rili depressing bt dengan semangat api yang membara dan tidak dapat dihapuskan turned the game around~ frm losing 12-2 to 12-10. den the service was over for us BUT dey cant get any points! they smashed , dey faked, dey drop bt we're jz....INVINCIBLE! tak bleh mati knw...ok den its time for me to put an to end their miseriess... whn i get bac my service , i bantai them beruturut-turut wif my 365km/sec smashes XD which left them terpaku and rooted to the ground wif jaws wide open . ( tis is jz a part of hw deadly i am) hiak hiak hiak ~ okok enuf boasting d, final result was 14-16 , we won!

nex match, me n my partner xian, cant seem to hold bac bt acci-purposely ( accidentally but purposely) finish our opponents wif a scarring score 15-2. XDD

nite time, nt so happy d...whn i was drivin bac using the paya terubong mountain, it was dark so i hit a pothole and it cracked my rim.......arrrghhhh! my steering wheel was shaking, so i tot may be tyre no air d, bt den afta pump air into it its still shaking! den my dad checked the rims...found it crack....tis is BAD! my 2 pairs of rims cost 2.4k , nw gota chg rims...omg pls let my dad tiok toto! abo im gona feel sooooooooooo guilty!

yu's bday

2009-04-28T07:47:00.000-07:00

the more i look at tis pic , i ju feel i look like Zac Efron XD and she looks like Vanessa Hudgens XD

if u watch HSM 3 till the end den u'll understand.

omg. tis pic is too awesome d~

comments

2009-04-25T09:34:00.000-07:00

Alrite ppl , wed nite i went to the zhen yu's bday( the mid one). and among hundreds of photos i find tis the BESTEST of all! oh ya! comments is a must!

Opinions:
mid one- looks hohohottt
left one- looks cute and hot and pretty, combo of everythg
right one- looks quite nice bt prettier in person

blunder lahh

2009-04-25T07:35:00.000-07:00

hari ini banyak bo swee... as usual it was futbal again. damnnn...i tink of my rugby shots , i tink of blunder, i tink of blunder i tink of long piak. its like so cacat knw. whn im jz like few steps away frm goal post , i gave it a shot. den u knw wad happen? kana play golf lidat...straight bantai the ball up the air =..= not once knw! twice sumore! play 1 futbal match dono wtf hw many times. open goal d beh score...WTF! in front of goalkeeper d kick out...WTFFF!!! haihh...oh well~ hari ini saya mia kasut ' bo thia ua'. can goal d nge nge mai goal...dowan say d lahhh...strike 4D oso nt so chun, blunder sipeh chun...

afta tat we went to eat 'bak kut teh' , tis 1 lagi downn...i go there makan like mouse lidat, abit of tis & abit of tat den ah jan eat 2 bowls of rice sumore tambah ingredients. eat the most among all of us , den tok us 1 person 10buckz. ehh jan ...kaneh u. eat so much d sumore 'teh gong teh gong' lidat. XD

Note to ah jan: pls eat vege , sembah buddha lah

pool sux

2009-04-20T08:02:00.000-07:00

venue: megaQ
competitors: me & ah wong v yinze & yik
round: 1
my all time moto: thrash and tame dem
incident: i tiok tame guai guai

u knw...before start i ald gao gao d, i said whoever loses pay for the table knw. kao giak less than 10mins nia yinze & yik ald sapu the table clean clean.

round 2
nt so bad ler, manage to get a a ball in. A BALL...and nt jz tat , the white ball went in wif it as well...wtf mus quit d ler , pool unhealthy activity XD

Framed!

2009-04-15T02:29:00.000-07:00

i've jz found out tis blogger. his a gay dude n he talks abt me...ppl pls judge his gayism...

tis is his blog http://jason914.blogspot.com/

im being stalk n he remembers evrthg i said.

futbal futbal

2009-04-11T06:14:00.000-07:00

oh well~ nth much...i scored again. hahahahahaha XD

and to tell ppl hw i scored is memalukan...pai seh niaaa

i tembak penalty and gt saved. =..=

bt the ball was too powerful for the keeper to handle!

the ball took a bounce on the ground...

hesitationless! ran straight and shot the ball to victory!

ellahh...i kap siaw nia...there's no victory, lost 5-3 worst beating eva...its saddening

Goal scored by : Dil the nt so awesome nimore , Ter sern-ness & Cle bear

thx to streamyx tis is one heck of a delayed post

goal & boredom

2009-04-05T06:15:00.000-07:00

Alrite ppl...i tell u all a superb news...everytime i play futbal i seldom score one, and i mean rili rili seldom like once a year or smthg lidat lah. bt u knw...afta wearing my dear 'yau yau' , its Yao yao's debut match and i score d. tis is wad i call HOLIAWWWW! YAO YAO the sexy beast and DIL the any position playa performed AWESOMEFULLY~ oh well...i din do it myself.

the description is over here if u wana read:
Ah Len the good bt tu kao abit playa cuz he smokes, made a pass to Ah jan the gay dude (whn u see him wif ah hao den u'll knw, everthg abt dem is the same n even their undies) Ah jan den saw me open n pass the ball to me. without wasting a second, I stop the ball den dribble pass a defender , the defender was trying vry hard 2 fend me off bt i was too fast for him! cut him den their Goalkeeper came running afta me, trying 2 block my shot. BUT! i shot the ball to the bottom left corner of the post which left him standing wif his mouth wide open shocked , eyes shuttin gradually as a sign of dissapointment n shakes his head in total disbelief...ME? i kissed my baybeh .

Scored by: Dil de Awesome& yao yao the sexy beast!
Assisted by: Ah jan the gay dude

Side Note: i made a deal wif ah jan if afta wearing my baybeh i dun score i'll swallow pencil. Gud thing i dun nid 2 swallow if nt i hosehh d. ehh jan u lucky i forgot wats ur promise d.

Nite i was tangkap by my parents 2 attend sum religious ceremony. and u knw wad i did? i knw i vry celaka. i went there see gt buffet , like my home aneh , straight sit there makan whn no one else is eating nimore. den mana zai still nt full , so 2nd round gok...XD wu bin i knw~ ok den bac 2 my seat listen 2 tat guy preaching. and nt even 5 mins i was alrdy asleep. afta tat woke up nth 2 do, do wad? play wif toes. Im entertaining myself alrite. =D my blog's barely gt pictures so i took a pic of it.

see! my toe oso wana eat sum snacks XD
as u can see...im FAT!

i guess tats all for yst. today worst. frm morn 10am class till5pm. and hell yeah its a sunday...

april fool is nth

2009-04-02T01:24:00.000-07:00

its been so damn long since i updated tis blog. cuz eeeeeeeevrytime im updating halfway sure ka nimpek putus one. write write halfway putus , write finish wan publish den putus...here putus there putus. pek chek no nid write suak suak ki .

yst april fool...my title ald shows it all n totally nth happen. xcept for i went 2 komtar n bought myself a new pair of boots wooHOOOOOOO!

its a..a...a...adidassssss muahahaha

its looks powerful n deadly n beautiful at the same time!

sexy pose =)

my latest baybeh ... her name is 'yau yau'

oh yea! ppl pls go www.yinzesdiary.blogspot.com and vote ! its the m'sia wu cheok hei or ron ng. betta dun missed it! hiak hiak hiak XD

scoping class

2009-03-18T08:38:00.000-07:00

jz nw i went 2 advanced longevitology class...rili i dun hv go 1, bt oh welL~ my brother lah gt assignment 2 do and cant attend the class so i gota disguise as my brother =..= its bcuz of sum ppl made it complusary to attend every day.

i went there , sat wif my dad. Do wad we do best. scope for gals XD rili i was there listening and tuu koo one, den my dad woke me up and said : ehh 11 0'clock. i turn and look, alamak...my dad's taste sux...hahahaa i told him: wad lah?! mana boleh swim! daddy ahhh... den he said: she gt good assets! i was like * slapping my forehand *

whole session there scope gals and aunty nia. see whos taste betta =D scope ka luan. nw i gt new ability d ler...i can rape ppl wif my eyes XD i can see thru uuuuuuuuu~

seriously cacated

2009-03-15T04:04:00.000-07:00

yst i worked as a waiter at evergreen , and i invited boon to work wif me. WE , Dil & Boon has undergo moments of torturous hell...and a black fat ass wouldnt do a thing. we worked for 11 and the half hrs. All the while the pay was 5buckz an hr , bt nw 4buckz! wat the hell! 20% cut pay. lehh lauuu ehh work halfway d oni found out.

our current situation nw :

Dil- severe critical muscle tear syndrom

Boon- extremely chronic biceps fatigue disorder

nw both of us are seriously cacated...ah boon sudah half dead ald , may be bedriddenXD, me still surviving the pain. tis is the consequences of workin frm 3pm-2.30am.

Boys & gals DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME...

ohh sry i missed out the best part...although yst suffer in hell , BUT!!! we got a FREE LIVE SHOW! this hawt lady is drunk den she goes around squeezing other ladies boobs~~nt jz tat...den the other ladies gt hot den squeeze back! den dey are soooooooo happy squeezing each other! *phewww* its jz....AWESOME!

scenario ar english lit class

2009-03-11T05:12:00.000-07:00

teacher: wat time izit?
Dil : 1.13pm
teacher: hw many more prose can we do?
Dil: No More!

there's more! here's wad i've done whn i cant take anymore of english lit!

enter the lift , den floor by floor explore the whole umno tower. total 21 floors
go sight seeing at balconi. can see half of penang.
go library online msn , read manga , facebook...
sit at security guars chair act as one.
go toilet again n again
go enter other classes

its nt tat im sooo lazy! bt the class is like...LIFE SUCKIN. suck all my energy ki , wan concentrate pun canot. ohh well~ wad to do wad to do...

karma strikes

2009-03-05T09:18:00.000-08:00

As a matter of fact , karma always has its toll on me. yst i wrote tis post abt my fren , making fun of him...today i hit a bike while i was driving. Its like ...its arranged for me to knock tat bike. alrite here's the story... it was raining and i was parking my car. behind me its totally empty for the nex few slots. i parked my car den i thought to myself tat i was too near to the car in front , so i reversed few inches den i heard a Metal clashing sound...

see! all the while there's no bike, no car, no nth! den suddenly appeared tis stupid bike. hmph! if its jz a normal bike den not so bad...the ex5's got armor on it! u knw those bikes dey use 2 carry gas tanks? dey hv a big metal piece kinda board on it. it dented my car not and not a tiny to his board. damn u! its so friggin nonsensical ! a sec there's nth behind me , a sec there's a bike behind me... wat the heck?!

and u knw wad? he asked me 2 pay him 30buckz cuz his bike stand got 'senget' =) dun care lah, i told him i was sry den made my way to class d.

dudesss ~dun say bad things abt ppl den drive! accidents happen...

new trend of balling

2009-03-04T07:54:00.000-08:00

orang orang sekalian~~ tis is my fren ah wong.

biography of ah wong:

full name: wong jing chuen
hobby: balling
ability: rebound den score own goal
nicknames: mr tiok tap & mr patah balik
loves: touch ppls shoulder den teh gong & score own goal
emo level: kosong
stim level: out of scale
playful level: high
sucky at: futbal (penalty 3 attempts 0 goals)
fail: maths
things tat cant do bt nge nge wana do: speak chinese
greatest acheivement: ppl ikut jejak him score own goal in competition

alrite this are the things tat summarise his whole personality up. he wong jing chuen anak lelak wong lou thai(dono his father's name so i made up one) is marvellously fabulously cekap in helping opponent to get more points. He started this trend and nw ppl frm other teams are doin the same scoring own goals. =) he is soooooooooo gud til he'll score own goals for FREE! dun nid 2 bribe or blackmail or anythin...see la! hw nice is him XD

Note: ah wong chill chill~ tis is nt to memburuk-burukkan u, tis is to boost ur popularity. u gota be proud!

cont

2009-02-27T21:43:00.000-08:00

dear carmen~ ur info is sososo 'accurate' XD ...i knw i knw~ u wan me 2 improve my english by goin to the xtra class bt wat the heck?! sad case....i got cont!~ she told me the class is frm 9-11 den i was like oh well~ no harm goin for xtra class and since its 2hrs ni..*so i went wif semangat yang berkobar-kobar* manatau reach there , a fren asked me wat time u goin bac? i said 11 lah! den he said the class is till 1pm knw....i was like...ok kill me nw! english lit knw!!! every 5 mins yawn 18times d , 4hrs? yawn till jaw drop ki =..=

Note: peace carmen. im cool~ =)

nite went gp watch movie. wanted to watch love matters 1 bt sold out. damn~ so end up watching street fighter. it was ok quite nice~ all bcuz of kristin quack was the heroin. The Chun-Li. if the heroin is sum1 else den i bet it wouldnt be tat nice d. hehehe...oh ya! the interpol gal is vry ganas! she keeps flashing her boobs and showing off her grand canyon. ohh my gawd. ppl wif not enuf blood not encourage to watch. ohh ohh!! the most gold dot thingy! chun-li din shave her armpit hair~eeeeeyerrrr!! can see a bunch of hair there wet wet...blek blek blekkkkk.alrite to those ppl who not yet watch love matters , and searching for ppl 2 watch wif him/her lemme knw.

valid for weekdays
invalid for nites n weekends

my coll is vry downnn

2009-02-19T08:03:00.000-08:00

ppl always ask me where r u studyin nw?
i ans: ATC u sure dono 1 lah

ppl: of cuz i dono! wat the heck is tat? kfc i knw lah...atc...wat the heck~
i ans: i knw i knw its a vry downnn coll

KFC = kentucky fried chicken
ATC= ayam tambah curry

WHAT THEEEEEEEEEE HECKKKKKK!

i always ask my frens ur coll nice ah? and i always get answers like soso lah. my coll got basketball competition , badminton competition, ping pong , futbal , futsal competition...inter coll competition , course among course competition~~trips to here n there n everywhere u like~

okok enuf....ur breakin me heart~mine oso got trips wad. trip to old folks home....................i tink soon there's goin 2 be a trip to st. nicholas (homes for the blind n deaf) , orphanage and soon ur gonna see me in TV3's BEST HIT SHOW ! Bersama-mu~~

Note: tis is an extremely depressing post. and will still be depressing for the next 3-4 years. *omg kill me pls*

Downn

2009-02-17T07:16:00.001-08:00

valentine's day is whn ppl do all those lovely-dovey stuffs. elllehh~ to me macam any normal saturdays XD mornin went to play badminton , evening went to play futbal , nite went to cc , afta cc went to a fren's hse . see see! total downness! on this lovely day , ppl muax ka luan. me? im wif 3 gals at one of the gals hse watch video and sleep. cool lehhh...cool lu beh tiok! kek sim si...wats even more depressing is , my best fren who is a guy gave me a valentine card which he made it himself n took a nite doin tat. Depressing lah...1st time sum1 gave me a card on valentine and it happened to be a GUY. doownnnn

sun , mon n tues nth much happen. Den jz nw i went 2 watch slumdog millionaire wif my coll mates. It was okayy~ jz soso ni~ im waiting for Love Matters to come out. i tak sabar sabar d. cuz nw the movies are kinda downn ...canot satisfy me XD

tats all bah. nid 2 study d...

anyone in for a movie?

2009-02-12T07:20:00.000-08:00

Alrite 2moro classless...and i wana watch so so many movies~ lemme list and c

ong bak 2
pink panther 2
eden lake
the story of benjamin butang

so anyone free or in for a movie? lemme knw.

whereas for valentine...oh well~as usual lah. its like any other saturdays to me. XD oh ya! a gal invited me 2 play badminton wif her. does tat counts? =)

tis post is valid till 15 of feb.
expiry date : 16 of feb

innocent

2009-02-09T06:39:00.000-08:00

ok here's the story for today...i went redbox in the morning den lepas tu jalan jalan~on the way to converse shop , goin up the escalator stood a hawtie in front of me. she's wearing a mini skirt~ so wat the heck? check out her hot , sexy , slim , slightly muscular , eyes jamming legs lah! check check check...den tis gal name YL disrupt my aiming session =..= she asked me! y ur aiming at her panty?! wat the heck! noooooooooooooooooooooo she sounded like im so horny! and pervert! nononooooooooooooooo! down lahh ppl see me so miang...lidat nex time keluar mus wear sunglasses d. aim wad oso no one knows =)

Note: im nt miang or horny or pervert XD its jz tat hawt long legs seduces me! im sry ppl~

oh well~ alrite i've wanted 2 buy a white converse wallet for a long time d. bt jz nw i wanted to buy , the promoter said no moreeee...~~ kinda sad bt its ok. so i got myself a light purple 1 instead of white.

not bad huh.

evenin ah , went N park to ball. i said i wana quit ballin bt fail 2 do tat . XD oh well~ tats all fer today.

2009-02-06T04:27:00.000-08:00

last nite too free, macam sudah pencen lidat. go jam wif ppl at kek lok si. The view frm there is totally awesome . frm there i can see till mongolia ki. but by the time we can find a car park is ald 10 smthg d, wana go pagoda there pun no time... too bad cant upload the pics cuz someone dowana send me . she said the pics too ugly d. =..=

nex morn me n my brother's gf's sister go panjat bukit. its like we're sum big time hardcore mountain climbing machine lidat. 2 person oni knw! nge nge go climb cuz got nth else betta 2 do...see lah! morn 7smthg ppl bo eng sleeping , we bo eng climbing. fuuyooh i tell u ...nw i can moongate tour guide d. pro like hell lidat , i took a path which no one walks one , i still can reach no.5 . the path i took ah , no stairs 1 knw ...all mud n earth 1 so gaya. fuudooiii~ the longer i walk the more i feel like im in amazon jungle lidat. monkeys everywhere showing off their red miku butt like vry cantik lidat....

ohh ya ppl~ colour contacts is nt a challenge for me nimore... nw i cant wear both like in 30 secs. Aisyeh man~ pro ka bui si...like i've been wearing since kindy. =))

pek chek!

2009-02-03T07:49:00.000-08:00

today is a hari yang bersejarah.
why?
cuz today i shed many many litres of tears ~

hw come?
cuz i tried to wear colour contacts.

here's the thing. i've neva see hw ppl wear and no one eva taught me hw 2 wear. so nimpeh tink its vry easy den gao gao try and wear. nimpeh try 2 softly put it in ....canot...den nge nge push it in oso canot. pek chek si wa. titi try non stop for the nex 15mins. legs pun tired d still cant even wear 1 side. At least can wear tiok 1 side oso not so bad knw~ 1 oso canot...geram till artery wan burst d...so end up eyes red red , like my sumome jz died lidat.. damnn stupid colour contacts!

i made a conclusion. good things doesnt come easily.... 2moro 2nd attempt. to be continue....

photogenic

2009-01-24T17:41:00.000-08:00

Here are sum pics of hw tesco ambassador serve ppl and capture their heart marvellously. XD

1.
*smile*

*smile*

*smile*

hw i make customers soo wana buy ? its my deadlier than drug smile ~it makes wana smile bac so badly den feel guilty if u dun buy...*hiak hiak hiak* and the thing is...u cant resist it! in ur heart u dun wana buy , but u still end up buying it. Tis is my deadly unresistable awesome smile . =)

eyy ppl. Gong xi Gong xi.

colour contacts

2009-01-22T08:55:00.000-08:00

eyy ppl! afta i titi kena electrified by colour contact gals...nw i oso bought a pair for myself d. Nw is my turn to roast ppl d XD but got problem abit...my colour cons came in 2 bottles...1 side i bottle...the problem is...i dono hw to open =..= den i tak da the solution which is the water water thingy. hw to pakai pun tak tau yet. soon soon ~nw nid colour contacts wearing tutorial.

Alrite 2day went inti take colour contacts frm tis gal. tis gal is undescribablely HAWT! too hawt d. udner the hawt sun oso not so hawt , she's hawter! ohhhh myyyyyyy gawddddd! she wear make up a lil n colour contacts. hosehhh ...1st look at her ni. knw wat happened?? heart stopped ki , eyes jammed ki , body stonned ki , saliva pun forgot to swallow ki....

see lah! the effects of colour contacts~~ its too deadly d...see longer den i might as well die ki d...its dangeroussss

dangerous~ tat gal is so dangerous~~tat gal is a hawt gal~

The effect lasted till nite ki. me n my frens went out to eat supper...my fren wanted to buy char hor fun , i fetch him to my hse...see lah! got sumore...my dad asked me 2 buy burger bac , i go drive thru lane...i juz drive thru! pass the speaker...mien order 1. =..= damnnnnn

warning: colour contacts is deadly & hazardous.

kolott

2009-01-11T07:53:00.000-08:00

but 1st i hv to say i tak da tokok tambah or boast in today's post.

Today work as usual...bt den encounter smthg neva encounter before~~

i saw tis ah ma walking ...so i saja ask her wan drink shandy nt.
ok she drank and she liked it. she take a carton frm me n ask me hw old am i. afta tat she went off~
den... she came bac bt not alone nimore. nw she's wif her family members.
she kai siaw her cucu to me. wat the heck?! i thought she's playing wif me one bt manatau she's serious!
she titi address me as entau bah entau bah. maluu-nyaaaa~ bt it feels niceeeeee XD
she said nahh tis is my grand-daughter 18 yrs old goin to college soon. den she asked me 2 into myself. WHAAAAAAAAT THE HECK!!? wat is tis? match making ceremony ah?
i jz smiled and said my name is Dillan...hi~
tat time me n her cucu both oso damn malu! her ah ma sumore vry supportive , ask her 2 talk 2 me get 2 knw me betta...
arrrrghhhhhh!!! whaaaaaat the heck is goin on?!?!? the cucu oso speechless...too shy too say anything d. face oso hong pok pok ki. embarassing memang.....
den her parents pulak campur masuk ask me. hw old are u? studying wat? future gona be wat?
i was like...........................................................................im interviewing for future son-in-law?!
the cucu said sorry to me den push dem away d... bt dey're not done interviewing knw! nge nge wan ask me asal usul...
damnnn funny lah dem. till nw still gt parents desperate to find guys for their daughter...eeenadeyy nw zaman wat d~~ its time where dey old enuf to find who dey wan n who dey like . not zaman paleolitik or dinosaur pls... nw zaman aeroplane all knw how 2 tink d!

but u knw...she's quite pretty too~ cute , slim , nt short. oh well~ if got fate den we shall meet again XD

oh ya! my work is gettin more n more sucky d. today sold 21 cartons den ask supervisor : eyy if i everyday oso hit target can get commission 1 not? dono lah dono lah dun ask so much.
...........kaninehh u. nex week snake more , work less.
nw ald work 6hrs and get paid 80 per day d. bt nw u pissed me ...so its gona be 4-5 hrs work and 80 per day. damn u supervisorssssss...the bad things aint jz tis. sat i went in to work , tis hot headed , high nose , ugly indian security guard. saw me oni straight goreng me d.

kenapa tak da gunting rambut? last week i bukan sudah warn u kah?!
tak da ah~ mana ada...
u jgn ingat i bodoh. esok u tak da gunting u tak payah kerja!

damn u lah.....otha guards soo nice , dey say my hair looks like jackin chan , sum say i look like michael wong ( guang liang) . but u?! ur the total opposite of nice...i pity ur outcomin baby. he/she is gona suffer ... sry for being cruel bt u made me so...

bbq at beach = eat sand

2009-01-08T06:39:00.000-08:00

yst me n my coll mates had bbq at paradise beach...its a last minute plan so everything was kinda rush~ rili lazy to go 1 knw...bt den i promised d , so mus turn up...oh well~~

ok beach is cool , bt bbq? nt cool...its troublesome lah~ so guess wad? me Dil , self elect myself as Commando of bbq. XD my job is to order ppl to do things =) hey u! go take this ! u! go make fire! u! blocking me supervising him making fire. XD coooooooooooooooooooooooool~~ oh ya! best thing being a commando is... i get free roasted drumstick! and i dun nid 2 cook it myself! lalalala~ commando OWNSSSSS!!! nex time anyone wan bbq sumore? call me. i'll be the commando and i superviseee!... hurhurhur~ oh ohh! there's someone else u can call oso! the queen of bbq , pro-est of the pross , if u dono hw 2 bbq wad to do? dono who to call? call miss GG!~~ she's efficient , effective , canggih , pandai pandai n everything u can think of. wad the heck oso her~ =D

its a cool nite , sky full of stars n moon looking like sun =D its sooooooooooo bright tat i nearly got blinded by it . ok i decide 2 bbq myself...i roast a chicken wing , i end up eating chicken sand wing. it tastes like chicken bt crunchy! den sausages pulak...cook cook~~ ok take up! half hangus d =..= its nt bcuz i elek skills k , its bcuz its at nite n i cant see whether its cooked onot. hmph! ns time~~ like 5 star chef lidat , wad oso can cook. cangkerik oso can , red bean oso can , cacing oso can.

alrite alrite setakat sini je . ohh ppl! im gona buy colour contacts sooooooon~~

2nd day working

2009-01-05T04:53:00.000-08:00

2nd day working ni ald snake like dono wad d. snake ka luan tis time. 12pm start work , i 12.30 ni reach. den prepare stuff all 1pm ni start work...see laaaa ppl tis is hw AMBASSADOR works. observe n learn~

nw the whole teco xtra aunty aunty all my kaki lang d... yakult aunty , nestle aunty , dumex aunty , and a gal who sells pop. ok lemme tell u abt tis pop gal. she's 20 and she neva work before...tis is her 1st time. so i taught her all my snaking tactics ~~ instead of snaking wif me , she titi ask me 2 to work. dinner time break frm 5-6pm bt i 4.30 ald breaking d , again eat best in the world's lor mee . kenyang d? do wad? tidurrrrrr laaaaaaa!......

2nd day nia balik lagi early. late start bac early. where to find tis kinda employee?! canot find 1~~ top employee lah me , employee of the month d. 9pm habeh , i 8.30pm sudah pack siap siap balik. d. XD bt dowan balik yet , went super tanker makan best in the world's pancake. fuuuudooooiii damn sedapp i tell u . but price painn abit . my banana cheese rm3.20 den dark chocolate rm2.70 . poket kering abit bt sedapppp laa. ok till here bah.

chaoz

ambassador memang ambassador

2009-01-03T08:13:00.000-08:00

ok morning wake up brush teeth den sit in front tv watch BEN 10 ! den bathe den straight pi work d. my target today is to sell 150cans of tesco shandy. At 1st i tot , hosehhhh d laaaa...tesco brand so tak bleh pakai manableh sell soooooo many...but i was wrong~~ i jz found out tat i got talent semula jadi of promoting n selling things! see my conversationg wif the customer.

Dil: hii miss pls try tis tesco choice shandy. its vry sedap 1 .
miss: *picks it up n drink it* hmmm~~hmm~~
Dil: sedapppp lehhhhh!~~ common try 1 tin n c lah.
miss: errrr..
Dil: 1 tin not enuf lahh. buy 1 carton betta. ur husband wana drink n ur kids sure drink ka luan .
miss: okok...gimme 1 carton.
Dil: 1 carton enuf ah?! CNY so near d. nid to buy more lah , later guests come den drink d sure wan sumore 1 ! cuz too nice d!
miss: yea pun...oklahh gimme 2 carton bah.

seeeeee! ambassador memang ambassador. my target is 150cans and i sold 325cans. omg! i sendiri oso canot belif myself ! den sendiri declare rest , walk to canteen take a cup of water sit down watch tv~~ wooooohooOOOO! watch 20mins d , ohh ok bac to work. lalalala~~

oh ya! im selling shandy. so guess wad?! i ku zai drink ka luan. sumore cheers wif customer drink together. dinner time , me n my partner went to pekaka coffee shop there eat best in the world's LOR MEE. its so nice tat ....ITS SO NICE! canot be describe-kan. XD canot tahan d! 2moro LOR MEE ! shud b i 9pm oni finish work 1 , bt i 8.30pm sudah balik. =) shhhhhhhhhhhhhh~~snaking is part of skill too.

oh well

2009-01-02T08:40:00.000-08:00

2moro i'll officially start work as a BRAND AMBASSADOR at tesco xtra. sounds like vry big lidat huh! bt its oni a promoter... oh well~~i'll abt working every sats n suns so pls feel free 2 drop by! not free oso plssssssssssssssss drop by...cuz i'll b vry bosannn lahhh...i'll b there frm 12-9pm. 1 person ni knwwwwww........down lahhh lidat. hopefully there'll b sum1 around my age bah , later kena aunty uncle ka liaw...hosehhh i oso jadi uncle ki. talk pun slow ki. one word per hour...

oh ya! the stupid thing is im supposed 2 dress till damn smart! mus wear long sleeve white shirt , tie , black slacks n stone shoe. Dress till so formal like dono wad company's director or CEO lidat . ppl ask wad ur working as oso malu wan ans...

ok so i'll be givin samples n selling tesco choice shandy. any1 wans or interested pls cari me. come teman me oso can. its vry vry vry extremely , secara tinggi-tingginya appreciated! XD

new year new beginning

2009-01-01T04:50:00.000-08:00

ok so now bye bye 2008 and hola to 2009 XD

i've got sum plans for 2009 d. =) but 1st of all frm today onwards no1 is allowed to call me my chinese name nimore. its OFFICIALLY DELETED!!! no more 'xin yu' d~ u can call me Dillan , Dil or wateva lah jz no xin yu! tis is cuz few days bac whn i was working at evergreen , there's this b'day celebration for tis lil gal and guess wat her name is...XIN YU~ and so chun i was the one serving the room...and den whn the gal's parents call her , i dono whether dey're calling her or calling me. dey titi xin yu~~ xin yu~~ den i pusing balik say yea? anythin sir? =..= stupid idiotic reaction........den dey canot tahan laugh ka luan....dey asked me y my name so girly 1?? kanehhhhh uuuuuu!! girly girly lah so wad?? i tak da girly can d ma....but oh well~ dey belanja me a cup of white wine ~~ at least ur still manusia abit.

ok so here are my plans for 2009. canot tuu koo in english lit class anymore d , i knw i hv a record of having 82 yawns bt canot d! i knw its boring bt mus TAHANNNNN!!! den mus PIAAA more too...sighhh im starting 2 feel lazy d! mus work more too so i wont titi pokai den i can buy shoesssss XD hmmm abt gal fren ahhh~?? dono lahh see hw it goes bah...hopefully gt colour contacts =P

talk abt tis here are sum wishes i received. NOTE: none of these are forwarded , i dun like forwarded stuffs...

zhen yu-hello pengyou! wishing u a wonderul year ahead , gud result , gud health n thick wallet! and its frm yu's heart. [AWWWWW]

shin chiat-ooo.. happy new year to u also huh...wish u ju lai ju fat! haha..then can find a suka a cha bo sweet sweet ya.. happy new year.

chang le-hahahahhahahaa...okok. thanks. Then i wish you ju lai ju fat n ju lai ju jei cha boh kao. haha. Happy new year!

gud gud . hope ur wishes come true! den i can b FAT d ! =) ohh yeahhhh! but den ju lai ju jei cha boh kao 1 dowannn lahh...more gals more headache...1 enuf d . hehe.

last nite went to qb. cuz got concert n countdown~ went outside wana watch the concert 1 , bt the rain tidak mengizinkan...so masuk dalam do chung ling gathering. Luckily wa chung ling kawan banyak abo gota stand there meditate like alabai lidat. phewww =D

afta countdown ni , is fireworks ceremony. =) its beautiful~~ den went to the big roundabout there hisap sea breeze. seronoknyaaa!!! if everyday lidat den niceeeeee~~den went 2 sunshine mcD for supper den balikk... guess tats all lah. lazy 2 type in detail d~

kaw cow kaw

2008-12-26T21:39:00.000-08:00

u knw?! come 2 think of it...every job tat i do i get 2 eat ka luan 1 !!! XD work at cabin pack stuff , get 2 eat Dark choc chips~~den work at evergreen get 2 eat all luxury food n all those wine brandi stuff...all FREE! den may b nex week im gona work as a food sampler. NOTE: the ones u see in supermarket distributing drinks or food . Tats wad im gona be! ku zaii eat~~ like si yao lo lidat.. =)

ok so here's the story for 2day...jz came bac frm work rest for 3hrs den 4pm goin to evergreen to work again d...till midnite~~any1 wana go out? afta work lah. gimme a ring or msg~ klah nw wana sleep d...

tiok curse tiok curse

2008-12-26T05:27:00.000-08:00

hmmm din update for sooooooooooo many days d~~where 2 start where 2 start...

monday me n sum tar frens kinda did a small xmas partayy. its at batu ferringhi sunset bistro. i rili desperate 2 hang out memang...all tar students , and im the oni 1 whos nt a tarcian. oh well~ who cares?! nge nge ki...wooHOOO!!! gao gao lo! go there awkward ka si...dey talk their coll stuff tis gal , tat gal , tis guy tat guy...me leh?! sit there macam sohai lidat....damnn...so i went for a walk at the beach alone..........lonely siiiii~~walk walk walk walk till park royal ki. ok lemme tell u the situation. Tat time the whole area there's no one...i went in park royal hotel where ppl always sun bathe 1...there's totally no one! oni sea breeze and me. Then i heard a baby crying softly...so i tot sumone's around , i walk following the sound and i can neva see anybody but the cry is like neva ending~! its getting creepy d, so patah balik gostan walk the whole way ...whole way bac its like hell!!! cant see anyone bt the stupid crying sound is there...damnnn gili lahhhhhhhhhhhhh~~gili gili...and tat time is abt 12smthg lidat d ...wat the heck! enuf of tis rubbish d , ju talk ju gili...so we exchange presents n went bac~

den i tink its the nex day , me n sum inti frens went gurney watch movie...den b4 watch movie wan makan lunch 1st. ohh ok we cant decide where 2 eat so i decided 2 eat at food court. ku zaiii gaoo gaoooooooooo!!! everything i gao gao sure regret 1 knw ! i go there dowan eat , cuz eat d n wan save money. so i ordered teh tarik ice...kaninehh drink drink half cup d aim my cup for awhile , saw 2 cockroaches floating........................................not 1 cockroach knw...nt 2 cockroaches! knn knn knn knn! gili siiiiiiiiiiiii! den vry beh song d wan go scold the person who made tat drink for me , manatau show him ni... im sry im sry im sry im sryy , vry vry sry vry sry sir...sry sry sirrr...she macam no nid breathe 1 , titi sry sry sry sry ka luan...oh well~~couldnt scold her d...do beh lok. oh well~ she den gave a new cup of teh tarik ice d. not cockroach teh peng =)

oh ya! im finally workin d! XD work in a small cabin pack baking stuff, all types of powder n best of all CHOCOLATES! ehh nt any normal choc plss...its damn sedap 1. hahahaha ppl ask me 2 work , i there bz tembak the chocolates~~sut ka luan!! too sedap d! oh ya ! any1 got any spare apron?! spare me 1 pls ! i'll appreciate it cuz i nid 1 !!! everyday morn i go work wear white shirt , afternoon come bac shirt like kena sai lidat , 1 spot black black , 1 spot brown brown , 1 spot yellow yellow n i stink like pig XP i work alone...sob sob...bt luckily gt radio! teman me ~~

ok today...morn work , afternoon teman fren thru difficult time , eyy fren! if u nid sum1 2 talk to or jz to teman u , lemme knw . i'll be there. evenin as usual , balling time...currently cacat . cuz jz nw gao gao cuz i get the ball d den made a spin wan spin pass him , mana zai my thigh kena ong bak-ed by chester's knee. so nw cacat. kaki tempang. ah pai. OKU .

before i go , i wana tell the ppl out there ...watch IP Man & Bedtime Stories. This 2 movies is jz awesome!! IP Man can make ur eyes go POP n repeating wat the fark the whole movie till the end. whereas Bedtime stories is kinda childish abit bt the story is cool ! and there's a hawtie in it whos even better than paris! and its kinda funny too! jz WATCH IT!

kidnapped

2008-12-21T07:26:00.000-08:00

All this started whn i woke up n i cant find my lovely little toohtbrush....

SCENE 1
ehh mommy did u saw my toothbrush?
no ah... ask daddy n see.
daddy ah where's my toothbrush?
the green one ah?
yeala! mana dia?!
ohh i use 2 scrub the gate d....
wat thef!!!!!
aiyoooo i tot tat toothbrush nobody use 1 cuz so dirty. gt algae 1...
hurt waaaaa...
den bo huat. go korek new 1....

SCENE 2
-enters mom.
eyy dillan brush ur teeth afta every meal.
dowan! y suddenly mus brush till lidat?!
cuz gud for ur teeth.
lalalala~~ dowana brush...

SCENE 3
eyyyy mommy! where's my toothbrush?!
dono?
dun hide d laaaaaa....gimme bac lahh
daddy say nt enuf manners...
mommy ah can u plssssssssssssss gimme bac my toothbrush~ plsss
she lalalalala *teh gong*
darnn...mommy nvm i use urs 1. xD hiak hiak hiak
nex thing i knw , my toothbrush is bac =)))

Plot- my mom kidnapped my toothbrush
Climax- i threaten to use her toothbrush =)

THE END~

susahhh susahh

2008-12-19T07:58:00.000-08:00

Section A

1. The range of common law and equitable remedies available to complainants suggests that a solution is available for every breach of contract.

Using suitable examples from case law, analyse the truth of this statement.

2. Compare and contrast the roles played by the UCTA 1977 and the Unfair Terms in Consumer Contracts Regulations 1999 in controlling the use of clauses in contracts that attempt to limit or exclude liability.

3. Assess the contribution of equity to the rules limiting the effects of mistake on the formation of a valid contract.

Section B

4.Advertisement: (For sale. 1957 Rolls Royce limo. 2 owners since new. 100 000kms. 15 000 pounds.)
P,a collector of vintage cars,sees ad, arranges to go see the car, bringing his bro M. P & M inspect it, concluded that it is worth the 15 000 pounds. P pays money,drives car, later discovers that it is a 1963 model and that, unknown to C(seller), it in fact had 3 owners and travelled over 120 000kms. Consider C's potential contractual liability towards P and the possible remedies for P.

5. N agreed to buy a motorbike frm his friend A for 7000 pounds. N agrees to pay by 10 equal instalments at monthly intervals. For d first 9 mnths, N pays, but then he loses his job & unable to find another 1. He informs A and A promises to excuse him frm d final payment of 700 pounds provided that N digs his garden instead. Using relevant case law, discuss N's potential liability towards A for the 700 pounds he still owes, even if he digs A's garden.

6. W is a fisherman, enters into contract 2 buy a small boat frm G, a boatbuilder. W insists that boat must be readsy by 1 May, which is the start of the fishing season. He only agrees to pay G's asking price of 10 000 pounds after G has agreed to compensate W with 100 pounds for every day's delay in delivery of the boat after 1 May. The cont. is put into writing, signed by both parties. Probs with staff & materials mean that G fails to finish the boat and deliver it to W until 16 May. W refuse to pay the 10 000 pounds agreed, says that the terms of the cont. allow compensation of 1500 pounds to be deducted on account of d 15 days delay. Advise the 2 parties regarding their respective legal positions in this dispute.

alrite ppl ! pls have a taste of law xD stupid freakin cases... tis is the mock tat i've jz been thru. i ponteng tick paper n stupidly i gt caught by my mama...she said she'll forgive if i sit for tis paper the next day~ oh well~~ so i sat for tis paper. lets see~ u hv 1hr 30mins to do 3 ques. each ques shud b at least 600words . lalalala~~ bt nw im freeeee!!! =) no exams no nth! oh ya! no smthg. no moneyy... =..= damnnn any job ? any kang tao? im despo for job d. help help!!! any1 wana do charity here??? ur invited !

tiok hurt

2008-12-17T04:35:00.000-08:00

ok tis happened few days ok. my mom asked me 2 go temple pi sembahyang cuz dono which god bday...ohh ok so i went.

then there's tis cute lil gal. she titi no reason smile at me , its creepy...den i asked her 2 come sit wif me. ok here's the convo...

Dil: heyy gal , wats ur name?
Gal: my name is Isabelle
Dil: wow wat a nice name. hw old are u?
Gal: im 5 years old.
Dil: whoaa how come ur so small 1?! im 6 yrs old oni so big d.
Gal: *tiok che kia* mommy mommy tis koko say he is 6 yrs old oniii...
My Dad: gal ahh, tis koko handsum anot?
Gal: *nod her head* bt he so thinn!
Dil: Isabelle ...dun talk 2 me anymore plss
Gal: *sob sob* abt to cry d...
My Dad: hahahahaha Dillan ah , even lil gal oso knw hw 2 say ur thin~
Dil: ................

ok so i made a conclusion budak budak generasi kini , ju lai ju knw hw 2 hurt ppl...its...saddeninggg~

twilight sipeh rawks

2008-12-14T08:06:00.000-08:00

yst nite went gurney watch twilight ...watch movie pun susahh. movie started at 10.10pm , 10.40pm baru masuk cinema...kanineh memang. Jam all the way up till gurney main entrance there den wana turn in car park , manatau canot pulak. stupid guard ask me 2 enter frm belakang~~oh well...

Twilight is tooooooo sedap d. Note: nt bcuz of the guy too handsum or the gal too pretty. nonono...its bcuz of the romanticness~~wuuulaaalaaa! i oso wana b vampire d lah...ada gaya , ada super human strength , ada speed , ada nice banglow , macam macam ada ka liaw. Oh ya! forgot 2 say , macam spiderman lidat. Edward memang the guy is every gals dream. bt bella is totally nt the gal in every guys dream. she's stim n blur n kayu n unromantic n SICK! whn sum1 tells u tat he's a vamp or a killer , dun tell me u feel like ' ohh ok , so wad? '. wat the heck?! of cuz sked lah! but Bells's nt...ok tats stupid.

btw nw parents bac frm sg d. Happy days no more d...no more friessss for supper ...

lalala

2008-12-12T09:29:00.000-08:00

2nd day without parents...im lovin tis life!!
nw 1.35am jz reached home~ afta cc went mcD eat friessssss xD
today fries , yst fries ... wana tahan 1! bt canot lah...too sedap d~~
nw everynite supper eat ka luan~
oh well~ nth interesting abt today...=..=

parents tak da

2008-12-11T04:16:00.000-08:00

nw i hereby declare im FREEEEE!!!~~~
wana go out? can. tell me place n time. c ya there.
wana come my hse oso can. male female all invited. but no GAYISM activites. still traumatised by ah wong's hug n leg squeeze..
but bed activities canot , cuz my bed cacat d. everytime sleep on it oso got sound 1. *eeeeek eaaaeek*
later activity halfway break patah....down down down...
ok plan fail.
NEXT...
anyone wana go out makan ? dun care where n when lah. on on!

tis is so so so dono how 2 say...parents around time , kang tao ka liaw...parents tak da time...no kang tao. kaninehninehninehnineh. my new foul word xDD
marvellous lah. boring till accidentally create new perkataan kotor.
and u knw? it rhymessss!! kanineh-nineh-nineh-nineh.
wat the heck?! read few times d , macam sembahyang lidat...=..=

ok nw 2.03am. jz came bac few mins ago~ went out wif yu pi makan supper. hmph! plan swee swee wan makan supper bt we both ald eat supper d. another stupid thing...ok here's the convo.
Dil: eyy im nt hungry , u eat d nt?
Yu: eyy me too! i oso eat d ! nt hungry too!
see lah! idiotic memang~ bt still end up makan rojak at gurney drive. den chat chat nearly 2hrs lidat in car...off engine , open window...like vry considerate lidat. xD open window feed mosquitoes for 1hr+. blood pun dono loss hw many litres d.
2moro plan- go hospital blood transfusion d.

genting n kl trip

2008-12-08T07:43:00.000-08:00

Tis trip to genting den Kl its abit cacat. 1st of all , its all GUYS , and its extremely GAY! cuz of sum1's ppk n failure plan. grr... 2 guys share 1 bed....gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!! 1st nite at genting ni , my kesucian no more d...ah wong sudah ambil. me n ah wong share bed , sleep sleep halfway , hands suddenly come over hug me den legs sumore fly over ngek me . downn lahh ...u gal u wana hug or do smthg else or anythin oso can lah , bt ur a guy ! depress depress ...tak suci d~~

genting...hmph! nw i knw y lim goh tong so damn rich. everything so kaneh expensive... 1 wantan mee 15buckz. chicken rice 15buckz , add rice addrm3.80 . 1 cup of milo rm5.50. den nasi lemak 6buckz... every mouth i take heart pain ka bui si. oh ya! there's prostitute at genting casino there. i walked past there den tis chicken came over n asked wana play nt?? den we're like ??? play wad?!?! den she 'open door see mountain' and said masturbate for uuuuuu. fuwhoaaa! i tell u , since parents not around 2 control me , no1 knws wad im doin ...ON LAH! but wait... take a look at her. down down....canot swim~~nt hawt nt pretty n no colour contacts. hmph! if tats a hawtie wif colour contacts! HIAK HIAK HIAK~~ do d if nt enuf money , pay by card lah! yinze gt card. xDD

KL lagi rawks... wad form of transportation sit ka liaw. komuter,monorail , mrt , lrt , bus , sapu chia , everything sit ka luan. Went times square den took monorail to midvalley. oh my god , the hawties over there is like UNSTOPPABLE! turn right WHOAA colour contacts. turn left FUWHOAA hawt babe wif colour contacts . front oso lidat. Gostan oso colour contacts hawties~~~KL is hawtie paradise lah. penang ...hmph! walk every half an hour oni see 1....Depressing~

anotha depressing thing is , wallet kering kontang d. shakd time , sound ka liaw. syllings alot...damnnn....bac to work again~~any1 wana work as waiter at evergreen pls lemme knw. im lonely~~ gagagaga

stupid accident

2008-12-04T08:43:00.000-08:00

tis guy here is ...i dono stupid or bodoh...
ok tis gal cat told me gt interview , straight away drive 2 red rock hotel ki.
beh hu beh hu parking. side parking sumore. okok cool~
reverse reverse revers. * GEDEBAK!* ok reach d.
hosehh~~break ppls number plate , Si Ai Bin (CRV) stupid car. front so long n big for wad?
Finish parking , i mean breakin ppls car d baru find out interview cancelled. =..=
wat the heck. wad 2 do?!
drive canot b found . hiak hiak hiak~~
wana drive away bt felt bad abt it.
oh well~ took a piece of paper write down my number den leave it on the viper.
Si Ai Bin damn fragile lah. like toothpick lidat. touch abit ni break .... mine scratch abit pun tak da...
ok so the driver called~~ its a she.
Den i sry sry sry sry...
im a student oni , and im nt working ...im rili rili sry , i gt no money 2 pay.
DAMN! din worked...still gota pay . moral-less memang...

tis happened last week i tink. and its STUPID...

penang bridge run

2008-11-16T01:49:00.000-08:00

5am is my run so i planned 2 sleep frm 11pm - 2.30am. BUT manatau plan fail...thx to cartoon n steph lah! oi cartoon u jaga jaga , beh song u d luu! i sleep till song song den come wake me up! talk nt even 3secs ni den bb...nvm sabar sabar~~ den bac 2 sleep , sleep d knw! steph msg pulak...arghh!!! den afta tat cant sleep d >.<

This time i rawks! last year 22.5km i take abt 5hrs to finish bt tis yr 25km i oni took 3hrs+ to finish! but no cert for me. ishhkkk!! shudnt call as penang bridge run lah , shud call it cheating bridge run. i finished the race bt no cert or medal bt those take bus bac can get cert & medal. kanehh u ppl curse u let bear rape.

Angelia. damn u! meet u 1st time ni ald shoot me . so nice of u...u jaga jaga i dono anything abt u yet. if i knw~hmph! u'll b sorry to hv messed wif me . hiak hiak hiak =)))

fulamak jz nw went fatty loh there eat western food. The food there memang special. we ordered fish n chips , chicken n fish combo, grilled garlic fish. The waiter called it as :
- feet n chips (fish n chips)
-chicken neck feet combo (chicken n fish combo)
-gili garlic fish ( grilled garlic fish)
the waiter gaya lah , english A1 . xDD

nw hosehhh...butt pain. like saiful lidat...den leg pain wan do kuih oso susah. grrr ! omg pls help meeeee

b'day b'day

2008-11-10T10:05:00.000-08:00

shud hv post tis days bac bt always bz all the time~ ok ppl . so tis is ME! and the event is MY BIRTHDAY! cuz of exam lah , gota celebrate at farlim mcD... couldnt celebrate other where else...oh well~bt a simple b'day partay is cool though. =)))

ME!
My Cake

my wish is to.....

i huff n i puff (nt blowjob!)

cake slapping ceremony

alrite i knw its kinda late by oh well i still wana say thx 2 all those who wished me n celebrated wif me!

yinze
peng
yik
catherine
wei wei
daryl
leon
ah wong
nian nian
ah jan
zhen yu
leon
shu yee
cartoon
regene
carmen
steph
chang le
jo ann
you win
my sis lay bee!
jennifer ( after 7 days) xD
lucas
sze may

if i miss out anyone's name , dun get mad. thx ppl! xDD

Day 1 : english lit

2008-11-06T07:32:00.000-08:00

Day 1
-Today marks the day of my conquest of exam. ITS SO AMAZING~

Daily routine
- study den rest den study den rest den study

Hobby
-read law cases ( R v R) [husband rapes wife get sued] , poems & novels =)))

My fav spot in house
-study table bed of cuz! where dreams are so stupid! yst nite i dreamt i was ate by a dinosaur...

Amazing event tat happened today
-i studied 27 out of 29 poems...came out the one tat i din study~~ ITS SO AMAZING!

Reaction of opening the 1st page
-wat the ffffff!!!!! studied the 27 poems 3times bt came out the ones i din study. awwwww

oh well ~~wad 2 do?? jz gota bear wif it den...end up writtin a poem which i've neva seen b4 , though the one tat i din read was tought b4 bt its totally bullshit. The poem is abt 20 lines n i oni knw the 1st line, other than tat all i see is stanzas of nonsensical alien bullshit. so again , my skill kicks in. Goreng the poem together wif the paper! wooohooooo! ITS SO AMAZING.

oh yea! updates of my b'day will b updated soon...

Partay - Afta Partay

2008-11-01T05:55:00.000-07:00

Alrite. The Partayyyyy RAWKSSSS!!! hell ima partay animal~ i was attracted by all kind of childish games n den started playin like mad. play again n again again n again. jz cant get tired of it. oh ya! i collected lotz of points den trade for prezzies. The prizes are stupidly lame n i mean LAME! ok i tell u wad i got. i got a barbie doll =.='' den a china made capalang yoyo -.-''' The prizes are too attractive d till i gave away all my points. ...see! ima considerate kid~ hiak hiak hiak~

Den gt sumore. there'e the Nintendo Wii !!! omg! seronoknya~ cham liaw lo....lemme saw tis superbly addictive thing. hosehh d . others no nid play d , all stand watch me play ka luan =)))) say im selfish bt wat the heck?! once u play ur seduced 2 continue 2 play more more n more. den saliva all over the place cuz ur drooling~~ i wan Nintendo Wii for my b'day!!! hehehe. come on ...see it as doin charity n get me TIS THING! pretty plsss xDDD

me hittin the pinnenna =)) woohooOOO!

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me & mom

ey , exam tis comin thurs...yst went partay , den jz nw went gp watch movay. wat the heck? i over chill d. ppl at home study ka luan , im here chilling like exam ABC lidat. oh well~~ nex week dun ajak me d. im gona b nerding at home or lib!

Halloween Partayyyy

2008-10-30T23:22:00.000-07:00

Tonite tonite. i was tangkap by my mom 2 folo her 2 Halloween Partay at Traders hotel~~ wat the heck...i neva celebrate Halloween for 18yrs n im thinking , m'sia's Halloween . how can it b FUN?! hello~ tis is nt a western country.tis is a 'screwed up country'. oh well...wad 2 do? later go there see all pakai songkok n sarung ...pengsan pengsan~~

its a Halloween partayy
and i aint got no costume-ay
dress up smart smart
go there shake butt.

ppl take broom
i take helmet,
dey dress like witch
i dress like robber.
dey curse me ,
i rob dem.

Marvellous lah . my new creation . 'sonnet 1/2 ' . Though it doesnt rili rhymes bt who cares...tis is my style. Oh ya! there's 'enjambement' ( run-on-line ). as it is ESSENTIAL & ULTIMATELY CRITICAL for limpek eh sonnet 2 hv the continuous effect. =))))))

written by:
Dillan de speare

saintz all stars v han chiang

2008-10-24T08:54:00.000-07:00

well well~~ its my 1st time 2 ball at han chiang stadium... damn ...the feeling damn song. always see ppl playin in tournaments bt wow! tis time its my turn~~

me (atc)
andrew (kdu)
josh (tar)
ah wong ( inti)
caleb ( kdu)
keat wing ( factory)
franz ( factory)
kevin (psdc)
korean kid ( psdc)

its jz....arghhh ...my feelings are beyond human words! though we lost , bt we still rawk the game. hmph! dey gt coach , gt manager , gt training. we no coach , no manager , no training n its been a long time since we played 2gether. Its jz so ...awwwww... hang out afta the match like old skool times. pay bac for all the times tat we din get 2 meet. =)
nex week nex week...hopefully gt rematch. i wana tame dem tis time . show dem whos boss! hiak hiak hiak~~

dot dot dot

2008-10-21T07:02:00.000-07:00

Days are gettin suay-er and suay-er as dey pass~afta saman ,nw feva pulak (dot dot dot)

if its jz feva den its ok , bt it comes wif package! kana got promotion lidat(dot dot dot)
-flu
-sore throat
-headache
-bloated
-body pain

its alrdy the 3rd day d...and still nt feeling much betta. arghh! sumore AS exam .

im KO (dot dot dot) tut - tut - tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

kena lottery

2008-10-17T08:17:00.000-07:00

Today ... arghhh...i got summoned~ as in saman nt the 'summon'...

aim tat spot long time d , ppl hari hari park neva kena summon , 2day no1 parked there so i gao gao go park.

2hrs later , whn about 2 drive home , ehh? wats tat green piece of paper?!

butoh mak hang , its a saman....

ppl everyday park there swee swee wan kena saman oso canot , i park 2 hrs ni terus kena

penang soooooooooooooooooooo big , soooooooooooooo many places 2 giv summon , bt dowan, purposely wan gimme me a taste of saman...

yst take salary 50buckz nw kena saman minus 30buckz. down down~~ =(

God hint wa , went DAP office chop. saman minus 50% =)

so nw still can save 35buckz xD

can notice tat the *smiles* are gettin betta. if canot ...den u cacat.

if u dono hw 2 get 35buckz den ur maths failed miserably.

gao gao

2008-10-15T09:13:00.000-07:00

hmmm....where 2 start where 2 start? guess i'll start frm sunday den.... sunday. din visit ah ma went 2 play badminton wif new bunch of frens , fuuudooii...nw thursday d sumore can rmb wad happen. Too superb d my performance , kana playing OLYMPIC lidat...spectators ka liaw. SMASH! the crowd goes WOOOOO~ NET! crowd goes WAAAAA~ ahahahahah too marvellous d ! play till peoples' eyes go O.O ! foreva rmb d lerr, my shining moment~~ den nite , went pesta wif dem...wana ajak sum close frens 1, bt all mm si bz exam den bz assignment...den tink tiok farlim 1, manatau bz shopping wif dad pulak...oh well~ went alone wif dem...the thing is , im nt vry familiar wif dem n all of dem are 20yrs old. No problem lah , dey siaw i siaw den easy 2 mix, instant click! okok bac 2 pesta... played bumper car , sum stupid games n TOPGUN n the stupidest n idiotest game if all ' Haunted house'... wana scream oso canot. Macam lawatan ke muzeum lidat cuz inside full of ghost dolls...1min ni finish playin d. GRRRRR....4buckz donated 2 dem...hello~ dun name 'Haunted House' ler , name it 'STUPID HOUSE' !!! damnnn~ go pesta more , pocket lubang semua...den finally the Best of all ! TOPGUN! woohoooooOO! my frens dowana sit cuz dey sat b4 d, den lost their COURAGE in the process...den few of us neva sit b4 one , GAO GAO pujuk dem , ask dem 2 sit. still dowan! den DARE lai DARE ki...finally on ka liaw~~hiak hiak hiak! ME! the GAO GAO not yet start ald shout ka luan . =.=
Den started swinging , swing swing swing swing den hang in mid-air terbalik den ku zai swing swing n swing ...came down ni , pening lalat~~damnn...the akibat of GAO GAO-nism. *ahem ahem* nt jz me...all oso pening like fly lidat. Den wan vomit , canot vomit , wan vomit , canot vomit ...BUUUUUTOOHHH ! wan puke oso problem...regretted...HAIZZZZZ~~gao gao...

other days forgotten wad happen d , oh ya! i rmb tues! afta class whole bunch of us went PM. Dey went 2 eat stimboat , i dowan cuz too costly den i ku zaiiii GAO GAO~ went down 2 mcD buy McShaker Fries makan. sumore seduce dem wif the AROMA~~ of the ULTIMATE friesssss....ohh yeahhhhh! another reason for Carmen 2 increase her level of despise-ness towards me. MUAHAHAHHAAHA~~

balik rumah , lao sai ka luan....sry guys 2 hv say tis kinda ewww~ thingy but pls bare wif me . I promise tis is the last time. Lao till mornin , mornin Lao till nite. In class oso useless , heart nt in the class , heart in toilet cuz stomache pain wan Lao again d...den big brotha came bac , told me he oso Lao sai... everybody Lao ka luan~~wat is tis?!?! macam Lao sai party lidat...wtf.
okok nomore d. i've tried nt 2 rise the gili-ness by nt BOLDING the words~ MUAHAHHAHHAHAHAA

den nw, im still at home bloggin...class 2pm , nw 1.40pm. sumore nid 2 go evergreen take salary. sureee late d~oh well...dowan late pun ald too late d.

malang tidak berbau

2008-10-11T05:54:00.000-07:00

Lately damn malang.... tues nite i went out 2 sampan collect my pay for pc fair n futsal. Damnnn its been nearly 3 months!!! nvm nvm 4give u...den manatau take d on the way drivin bac home oni found out my name was wrongly written! The 2nd TIME D KNW...1st time oso lidat nw oso lidat...damnn ! u guys buta kah?!

1st time. Dillan Ve Vosse

2nd time. Dillian de Vosse

wtf is wrong wif u guys?! Dillan de vosse so hard 2 spell izit?! oh well...at least i scored a goal~so can pujuk sendiri abit...but kena suck blood. played 1hr ni gota pay 10buckz...the thing is there's around 20+ ppl. *pfftt*

oh ya...nw im transparent at home! ermm...there's gud n there's bad oso lah. All bcuz of i went out 2 take my pay n futsal. Look at the gud side dude! my mom wont talk 2 me = she wont 'liam liam liam liam' so much AT ME! my dad...*sigh* wouldnt talk 2 me as as well...bcuz of me , my mom scolded him for letting me out. Grrr....so ku zai no allowance for me as usual...depend on my own. this is the 4th day as i speak...awwww

today...tuo luo day. mornin wake up ni , watch cartoon , study , wash car , cant think of anythin 2 do , so folo yinze 2 sunshine farlim buy groceries. seee laaaa....bored till lidat. den in car search phonebook 1 by 1 call ka luan. desperate 2 get out of home. haha! fuuyooh~ i act like hw many years neva go out lidat. finally end up at adventist field play futbal...=)
Gabzy . Butooh sama lu! play futbal ni , so ganas cho mik?! kaneh u~ lemme eat 'chicken wing' nw lips bengkak abit d. an choa nw? wa sue sama lu!

Jz remembered , for the past few weeks hari hari study ELS . afternoon study , evenin study , nite study , study ka luan... bcuz i wana knw whether im able 2 answer during exam . ok . Thursday ELS exam day , brought A4 paper n pencil box n revision book bian bian in case wana copy , den reach coll d. Tekan lift 18th floor- *open* hmph? hw cum no ppl in class 1?! den go 19th floor , saw my group of frens .

the conversation :
Dil :Ehh y din go for ELS exam?!
Them: finish d luuuuu~~~
Dil : wtf?!?! nt 11.30 meh?
Them : nope! 9am-11.30am!

as u can see~~malang tidak berbau memang....kaniinnehhh!!! pia like siaw jz bcuz of exam bt manatau miss exam ki. What Theffffffff?! canot canot. too much vulgar d , mus sopan sikit...aiya luckily this exam is jz a mock exam. if its the real thing - kill me pls! slit throat , slit wrist , hampalang slit slit ki....

p/s: im nt emo! pls dun see me as 1. abo slit u!

screwed

2008-10-04T23:55:00.000-07:00

mock exam comin. dun even knw whn izit...i knw its nex week. oh well~~
To be honest, hosehh d lerr~~ku zai mampui... wad 2 do?! all pua tang sai (half bucket shit)
sumore nw workin again. *sigh* yst frm 3pm- 1 smthg . reach home abt 2am d....arghhh tired like hell. Due 2 sum newbies at work n lack of waiters, end up serving 4-5 tables...suffer suffer suffer. oh ya! my pc fair pay hasnt come yet! 2months d....ehh god! popi popi i can get my pay d..

worst thing is: i broke a cyrstal ...which gives me tis terrible downism mood. after severe critical thinking , i told my dad...gud thing din scold me , sumore teach me hw 2 hide it , so it wouldnt b so obvious...haihhhh if mom finds out abt tis , im soooooooooo gona b skin alive den dip in boiling hot water den feed me 2 croc like wad the 7yr old boy did. thought of buying the exact same thing bac bt cant...its custom made 1. Grrr...problematic memang!

rite nw. . .take a book n be a decent kid.
wish my mom neva find out! *fingers cross*

OH MY GOD> PLS HELP ME!!!!

2008-09-23T00:38:00.000-07:00

Buddha , Allah , Jesus~~~ Tolong tolong saya~~~

ITS HAPPENING AGAIN!!!!!!!!!

i guess it all started afta she cut her hair. Ppl start praising her saying tat she look beautiful in tat new hairstyle den mampuiii d. Her confidence builds up like volcano lidat! HW 2 STOP TAT?!

Den lagi terukk, nw is DARLING season! on9 ni 5 , 6 ppl all darling ka luan. buuutooohhhhh~coll oso lidat. my name Dillan no more pakai d. Nw evry1 calls me Darling...giliiiiiii nyaa! alrite . 1 day in class , class empty den she beh hu beh hu went n sit at my place , i saw her den sit few chairs away ...safety purposes! she asked me: i got disease izit?! so oh well~ i sat behind her...

she sumore kept on telling ppl tat i go out wif her 2 where n where la den act dono in front of me...whaaaaat is tiss...eeenaadeyy i aint so stupid 2 nt notice it. alrite we went prangin 2day. she asked me 2 drive her car + folo her there. i was like huh?!

unable 2 finish the story due 2 unforseen circumstances. sry

susahhh lahhh

2008-09-20T05:19:00.000-07:00

hari hari wana on9 but canot...2day God's mood cantik lemme on9. wooohoooOOO!~~ okok so gota ambil kesempatan 2 update tis blog.

wat i've done whn i cant go on9:
- destory old songs. ( by playing songs tat im nt qualified 2 sing.)[guitar]
-study ( im a decent boy)
-bathe ( nth 2 do , so bathe)
-tv
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damnnn...wat bugs me the most is... I CANT SING!!! damn danm damn damnnnnnnn! play guitar can ler , play n sing? mampuiiii ~~ glass pecah. voice over sexy. mus quit singing d lerr...my feedback all too marvellous d. my bro say i sing like duck den dad din say anything. Laugh till pa toh tia ( stomache pain)...

den 2day .hmphh~~rawks 2 the max ! frm farlim drive all the way 2 beach street wana study, but manatau full pulak. memang ar... wana study oso canot. ishhhhh...chun chun form sudah mari , in full power study mode d. oh well~~end up at sunrise eat fries n of cuz STUDY! ohh yesss tis is where the fun begins~ call piggy n pokok who are at shu xuan ( beach street study corner) . At the place dey can oni order tea n nth else. no food allowed! sumore nid 2 pay 3 buckz...awwwww. Fulamak! den we came up wif the idea 2 seduce dem wif fries n mcflurry ice cream n marvellous drinnkssss...

The conversation is as follow:
Dil: ehh pig ur place there got fries nt? fuuuyoooh!!! SEDAPnyaaaaaa~~aiya too bad ur place tak da. Can smell the fries not? Hu Hu Hu~( blowing the aroma of friesss)
Pig: KI SI LAH! ( go die plss)
Dil: Ahahahaha ! ehh u pay rm3 for tea , i pay rm2.50 sumore got sooooo many choices.( sprite , coke , F&N, strawberry etc etc) sumore can refill ka luan. ohh myyy~~seronoknyaaa
Pig: zzzzz....Arghhhhh KI SI LAHHHH ( go die again)
Dil: ahahahahaahahaha hana hana go study lah dowan disturb u d.
Pig: okok byeee...

aiya its kinda hard 2 express but its jz damn funny! ^^

ohh besides tat...there's smthg which is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo stupid...tis gal called me Darling....Darn after months of nt being so close 2 her , she strikes back doublely hard! In class shout darling ~ darling~ yux yux yuxxxxxxx.....gili 2 the max! ohh myy god! pls help meeee!!!

the rest rite...nex time nex time . nw rest. tired cuz jz came bac frm bball.
oh well ...tats all~

doubtful

2008-09-11T08:01:00.000-07:00

doubtful doubtful~~ theme of current life.
how cum doubtful? all thx 2 Mrs kaling. Terukk lah memang... everyday enter class ni start lecturing us d~~she's gud at everything bt there's smthg tat she does BEST!! knw wat?! Demotivate ppl...oh well~~tis is her daily routine.

Always say if ur nt serious abt studyin bizness den drop it , dun waste time...den nex month we're gona hv a mock exam again. Den again , she said: soo long the passing rate of her mock exam is less than 1%. After tellin us hw superior she is n hw tiny we are, she start lecturing us abt law d. Law is nt a simple subject. U can oni take law if ur fully committed 2 it...if ur serious abt law den u gota sacrifice 3 years of ur life. If u wana enjoy ur life n ur nt prepared 2 throw away 3 yrs of ur youth u betta drop law n chg course...bla bla bla~~

Whaaaaaaat is tis?!?!?!?! hari hari demotivate me ni. Makes me question my capabilities even more, whether im rili suitable 2 do law nt...y lah lidat??? tellin us tat the exam is tough is enuf , wad for pulak make us feel useless n miserable...Damnnn

doubtful~~~~

...

2008-09-10T19:59:00.000-07:00

nex time lawatan 2 inti , wont visit pokok n tu kia d. Kanehh uuuu, see tiok me nia 1st word sampah, den the other 1 lagi terukk. She said: Aiyoooooooooooooo y u sooooooo thin 1?!?! wtf ~sumore say : u tell me which part of ur body got meat 1? say! say! talk 2 both of dem muntah hamik oso can. muntah darah , air , jus , chiap , macam macam lah!
oh well~~its lidat 1 lerr...karma la memang. cuz hari hari oso tembak dem so nw kena tembak gai gai. stupid house fly n pokok.
hmph!! pokok...macam born 2 world 2 cubit ppl lidat...say her abit ni ,cubit cubit. u tink u siapa? cubit machine kah?!
house fly leh...no difference lah. lend her my hp ni , cucuk ka luan~~eeenaadeyy! cucuk ur own fon la!

ohh ya!! i ku zai broke georgetown record d~~i drive my nissan FAIRLADY frm Farlim -Inti nt even 15mins~~hiak hiak hiak! too skillful d may b....

As usual , ping pong at inti. *yawnn* nex nex....titi win ni~ahahaha den go on9 see 8tv prom prince n princess. fuuuuuudoiiii~~ comment banyak! si gina tung tan sumore zoom 400% of a pork chop. 'wat tat' ka bui si...den vote ka luan. Damnnnn ...siaw kabui si! chio ka pa toh tia. =)

nite leh. went pm(pasar malam). walk walk see frens

like only a woman can

2008-09-09T06:49:00.000-07:00

I wasn’t perfect
I’ve done a lot of stupid things
Still no angel
I wasn’t looking for forgiveness
Wasn’t laid out by my pride
Shocked by her attention
And someone signed me up for love
I didn’t want it
And now I can’t live without it

She changed my life
She cleaned me up
She found my heart
Like only a woman can
She pulls me up
When she knows I’m sad
She knows her man
Like only a woman can

She’s kind of perfect
She’s kind of everything I’m not
Yeah, she’s an angel
And it’s amazing how she’s patient
Even more at times I’m not
She’s my conscience
And who decided I’d be hers
I wanna hate them
Cos now I can’t live without her

She changed my life
She cleaned me up
She found my heart
Like only a woman can
She pulls me up
When she knows I’m sad
She knows her man
Like only a woman can

Like only a woman can
And who decided I’d be hers
I wanna hate them
Cos now I can’t live without her

Oh, and she changed my life
She cleaned me up
She found my heart
Like only a woman can
She pulls me up
When she knows I’m sad
She knows her man
Like only a woman can

Like only a woman can
Like only a woman can
Like only a woman
Like only a woman can

reincarnation

2008-09-08T06:50:00.000-07:00

2day marks the day of the return of Dil almighty. WAKAKAKA~~oh well~~its been soooo long since i've updated tis cacated blog... sososo many things hv occured n i aint got time 2 post it up. Alrite ,i'll summarise up tis month.

hmmm...i've gt to knw tis 2 frens. their names are as follows:
.snowman
.pokok

hv been goin wif dem ever since. Do all kinda nonsense stuff....even play games tat child play. eg. jin gu pang ( scissors , rock, paper). Damnnn......played for an hr+ , macam neva play b4 lidat. ahahhaaha~~ stay up chattin till 3am. aiya,macam macam lah.

Marvellous memang...2day receive GREAT NEWS. i'll b sitting for exam till 14th of NOV! b'day goneee~~~canot celebrate d. sob sob...cuz every1 is bz wif their exams. awwwww....so tis is hw my 18th b'day is gona pass. Grrrr...celebrate wif law notes. Damnnnnn! so miserable n idiotic knw............ plus i dun get 2 go 2 sabah for vacation.wooooohooOOOOO!!! seronoknya.....

as for nite. sneak out 2 mcD. staying at home alone is a taboo lerr. tuo luo tuo luo! Guess tats all ...

Dil sign off

cacatness

2008-07-10T07:18:00.000-07:00

Today's exam...1 word. CACAT! english lit...write a critical commentary on the passage below. read read the passage , its abt hurricane stuff~tis is whn my skill came to use! the hurricane is so mighty! its jz like full force of God's power , anhilate every single thing in its path. Eliminate everything with its wrath! bla bla bla~~~lidat ni crap 1 whole paper. Finish done. walk out room d...think more suffer more...so chill betta if nt by 20 head poppin wif shinnin white hairs~ damnn...

Den rite. drive to gp hang out abit. release tension~ den went bac for law exam d...hmph! tis 1 ...damn cacat! read tons of paper , result: write half page! Genius memang! sumore cheat! read notes under table...den exchange paper wif frens...damnn all of these still half page. cacat to the MAX!

nvm nvm chill is the key to success! 2moro bizness case study exam. open book exam sumore! Encourageable words frm lecturer. study or not oso sure fail tats y let u all open book. Cuz the answers wont b in the book.
see see! tat means no nid 2 do anythin! cuz ur gona fail in flyin colours!

smoke the paper

2008-07-09T08:26:00.000-07:00

Alrite...day started wif english lit exam.
late went in~~ den see questions ni...hosehh sit there like idiot.
den think think. i din study so wat can i do?!
GORENGGGGGGGGG!!!!!
fuuuyoooh frm start goreng till the end!
ju write ju seronok! 1 para after another... den 1 page gone~~
wooohoooo!!! non stop bombing my paper
write till keluar asap! too much ingenius idea 2 write
sumore bom till use superb words tat i dun even tink it exist.
eg. climaticness , supremeness
aiya dun care so much , i'll write wateva it takes 2 make my answer look longer
kena till ppl tink i short circuit d..
fuulamak! ju write ju laugh at my own work! laughing the whole way thru~~
i can open tuition class d. tutor ppl hw 2 goreng !
im jz so freakin talented at goreng n im lovin wat im doin!
english lit?! nahhh not a barrier for me!
2moro more 2 come...

exam so wad!

2008-07-07T08:47:00.000-07:00

exam exam~~aiyaa no worries la~
chillin at EQ Hotel!
woooohooo~~
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tis 1...damnn ...see no eyes

Dates~

2008-07-02T07:25:00.000-07:00

damn damn damn!
failure of the century~~i saja saja ask my lecturer out for movie she tinks i wana date her...
she straight turn me down-rejected~
sumore ask me 2 date sum1 my own age.ishhhhhhhhh
alriteee laa~den try 2nd attempt!
ask her out again. ku chai kena rejection~~damnnn
den she said she watched da vinci code twice d but dun understand...
aisyehh ! i told her i understand.
guess wad?! she asked me 2 go 2 her hse n watch wif her den explain 2 her...
hiak hiak hiak~~opportunity sudah mari!
but nonono its my turn nw!
i told her: nahh i dowan. its ur turn kena rejection!
awwwww....den its saddening~she's down...
hiak hiak hiak ~~padan padan

countdown 2 mock exam: 5

jen the complainer!

2008-07-01T09:04:00.000-07:00

once upon a time...get 2 knw a gal name jen~
she declared herself as graceful~~
den she's gt a GREAT personality!
eg. she calls me sampah
den she says im sampat
nex she says im hiaw
den she calls me pervert!
besides,she says i look kiampa
den say herself supa!
oh ya! i asked her she likes 2 date human or dog.
her ans: DOG!

summary of her: she's ganas! dashyat! and she's a female tigress! and abit abit ni box ppl!
ppl out there. hear me out! save ur urselves frm tis 'humandog'

To Jen: no offence . u cool & im cool =D

noob noob

2008-06-22T07:26:00.000-07:00

mornin mornin wake up str8 piii Old Town!!! fuuyoooh stim stim blur blur lidat swallow 6 toast breads! Eat till half pengsan~~den drink white coffee lagi wana puke...put 5 spoon fulls of sugar in it...dumb as donkey memang!! suicidal plan =D nw hari hari eat , drink , suck sweet sweet stuff den bcum diabetic den kidney fail den strok den brain damage , lungs collapse den coma den DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~~aisyehh! great plan! alritee lerrr ...start tis plan d =)

Afternoon wana go gym pump sum muscles ...but manatau drive all the way there close pulak. nvm nvm ...my undevelope muscle can wait. hiak hiak hiak~~not like yinze's fats berliter-liter~~

end up went cc....go b feeder~~woohooo!!! lost of talent in dota...saddening event eva..

sohai

2008-06-20T21:45:00.000-07:00

theme of the day : sohai of the year
hw cum i say lidat? house got bike dun wana ride , wan cycle 2 skool~~ damnn thinking bac makes me feel like donkey . mornin mornin ni pandai pandai d , action ka bui si tink tat cycling is damn easy no sweat! class 11am start me 10.30 still at home. take bicyle out start cycling d...den cycle cycle tayar pancet! front bac oso airless~~buutoohh~~ damnnn den push bac house pump pump air...den restart journey! my hse FARLIM wan cycle to coll ATC KAMAYAN at TOWN. Cycle not even 10mins whole way scolding at myself d...wad a freakin idiot!!! not even 5 km ni tired like babi lidat. Den ju cycle ju cham~~~Donkey memang donkey~~reach college sumore kena guard scold cuz i wana bring my bike up. the stupid money face idiot ask me to giv him duit kopi 2 buckz. Mega Butooohhh sama luuu...i park motor free park bicycle nid 2 pay...damnnn 2buckz gonee gonee pii~~ darnn den later cycle sumore... total abt 15km lidat...regretness~~ deeply superbly extremely regret! nex day woke up butt pain , bac pain , neck pain everywhere oso pain. macam 80yr old apek kena athritis aneh. damnnn No more d No moreee

taken frm kel

2008-06-14T09:03:00.000-07:00

1. What do you want the most now?
nonsense! i wan so many things!!
2. What do you want to be when you grow up?
crap...i wana b so many things.

3. What would you do if you've lose everything in one shot ?
lose everything?! go find chicks!

4. What are you afraid to lose now ?
tutu

5. Do you believe in being in love forever ?
love forever...sounds sedap ni, bt neva happens

6. If you meet someone you love, would you confess to him/her?
nahhhh...wait 4 her 2 confess!

7. What would you do when you're feeling down and despressed?
go toilet kai kuat . hiak hiak hiak~~

8. What are the requirements that you wish from your other half?
1 page long. im damn picky =D

9 . Which type of person do you hate the most ?
ppl who always wana act GAO GAO!

10 . Do you cherish every single of your friendship ?
not all la. sum are jz freakin troublesome

11 . Do you believe in God ?
i believe in DIL ALMIGHTY =)

12 . What do you think is the most important thing in your life ?
my arms n legs ! without dem i rather die...

13 . Do you find it necessary for you to have boyfriend / girlfriend ?
nahhh...pain in the arse~

14 . What do you want your friends to be like ?
anything bt GAO GAO!

15. What kind of friend do you hope to be in your friend's eyes ?
dono. neva thought of it.

16. If you can have a change, which part of your character would you like to change ?
my body!!!! cuz sum ppl say i look like tiang. damn!

17. If you're feeling low one day, who will you go to ?
no one. go beach tidur

18. Would you die in order to save the ones you love ?
yup yup yup. die oso worth.

19. Would you kill in order to save the ones you love ?
hw im suppose 2 knw?! neva kill b4.

20. If you have a chance to change the past, what would you change?
change nth. its stupid 2 tink of changing the past.

21.Who you wanna fcuk now?

FOSA company! still owe me PC fair payment! kurang ajar betui!

xiao yik yik's b'day

2008-06-07T09:13:00.000-07:00

happy birthday 2 u~
happy birhtday 2 u~
happy birhtday 2 XIAO YIK!!
happy birthday 2 u~~

morn
went redbox .After tat Daryl did smthg vry respectable n brave...knw wad?! he challenged me Daytona! fuuuyooooh ~~he doesnt knw who his messin wif! He has heard stories n the consequences of racing wif Dil but he din wana belif it. So he wana try me!nvm nvm~~change money$$...we decided 2 play advanced. Alriteeeeee its SHOWTIME! 1 , 2 , 3!all of dem use auto except meeeee!!! hiak hiak hiak~~ Fulamak! at 1st all of dem overtake me ka luan...nvm sabar sabar~~ hmph! see watch. masa sudah sampai to shut dem up d !* ffwwhoooooooom* smell no smoke at all! wana see my shadow oso canot! too fast d! Due 2 my superb control n phenomenal drifting skills , Dil the Almighty is No.1 !!!!! Fulala! my all time hobby issss.....shut ppl up! woooohoooo~~~especially ppl whos always CHOA CHOA !!! hiak hiak hiak~~example example! my lil bro n mr tau fu.Both of dem CHOA ka bui si~TO the ppl out there...if there's any CHOA ppl. contact me! i'll shut dem up! Shuttin ppl up is like a job d =D

afternoon
went 1-stop bowling. Bowling~~damnnnn my ''pro-est'' sport! i tell u wat i am. Im the T.L.W (Top longkau washer) i macam vry rich lidat. Take money go throw longkau! fuuuuyoooohhh beh kua niaa...pokai kid act rich.=s NVM! after awhile , talent sudah ada d. =) no more cuci longkang. strik sumore!!! aisyehhh! celebrate ka luan. after doin my signature celebrate which is elvis dance den i reels in delight!! uhh gaga!slide the floor~~~wooooOOOOOO!!! damnnnn ...end up knee blue black. stupid...

nitee
went xiao yik's hse celebrate b'day. Oh ya! beware of his dog. His dog likes 2 puuuu guys 1.Gay dog!!! titi hug ppls leg den uh ah oh yeah! see see! ahahaha great la his dog. canot 'tak chui' xiao yik. later use his dog puu me. mampuiii! virginity habeh!
den pang sai vry easy d , no nid squat anymore.....NoooooOOOOOO!!!! i wana squat~~~*piak piak piak*ahahahhaha

alrite tats all 4 2day. fly.(Dun like chaoz or bounce)

Dill de Chef

2008-06-03T06:19:00.000-07:00

Great day , great wheather~~
perfect time for me 2 show my talent!
hiak hiak hiak~
i woke up early jz 2 make sandwiches for my coll mates
fulamak!
tak tersangka tat i can cook the egg of the year.
observe the yummy-licious EGG!!!
okok stop drooling =D

alrite..ppl out there! watch out n beware of my deadly tempting sandwich!
once u take a bite ni...habeh!!! gone ald u~~
ur gona eat more more more more more more more more n many moressssss =D
fuuuyooooh~~~i sendiri oso din knw i got such hidden talent.
in few years time, ur gona see me in tv d.
Den im gona overtake chef wan den kylie kwong den oliver twist etc etc
oh ya! den the 8tv Ho Chiak! dey'll come interview me d~~
wooohoooOOO~~~

sucky swimmer

2008-05-25T01:08:00.000-07:00

Routine market postponed 2 Monday. cuz went swimming at EQ hotel.
in order 2 hv BROAD BROAD BROAD shoulders , gota swim hard.
but i end up jumping in n out off the water. =DD
make myself a canon ball since i suck at swimming!
Due 2 too lil fats n too much muscle...
canonball uneffective~~
macam throwing a ping-pong ball into a pool of water lidat.
DAMNNN~~~

Den sum caucasian kids cum disturb my beauty swim. Celaka ginnasss..
show off their diving skills...damnn act like super pro lidat!!!
me , Dil the gao gao wana go shut dem up. so.....
i came out of the pool den get my distance...den 1 , 2 , 3 GO!
ran damnn fast den jumped! SPLATTTTTT....hit the water chest 1st~~
as a conclusion...chest all red ki. macam kena iron burn lidat!
i mempersiasuikan myself =( let the kids laugh their ass off!
Den dey action d...1 by 1 line up infront of me dive ...
see dem dive so freakin easy! i dive kanasai~~
nonono mus train diving d...so in future i can shut ppl up!
HIAK HIAK HIAK~~~ =D
wana watch me dive can come 2 EQ hotel every weekend!!!
hahaha F.O.C sumore ! for tis i dun charge. =)

DAMN TRUE!!!

2008-05-23T07:43:00.000-07:00

What Dillan De Vosse Means

You are balanced, orderly, and organized. You like your ducks in a row.

You are powerful and competent, especially in the workplace.

People can see you as stubborn and headstrong. You definitely have a dominant personality.

You tend to be pretty tightly wound. It's easy to get you excited... which can be a good or bad thing.

You have a lot of enthusiasm, but it fades rather quickly. You don't stick with any one thing for very long.

You have the drive to accomplish a lot in a short amount of time. Your biggest problem is making sure you finish the projects you start.

You are relaxed, chill, and very likely to go with the flow.

You are light hearted and accepting. You don't get worked up easily.

Well adjusted and incredibly happy, many people wonder what your secret to life is.

You are usually the best at everything ... you strive for perfection.

You are confident, authoritative, and aggressive.

You have the classic "Type A" personality.

You are very intuitive and wise. You understand the world better than most people.

You also have a very active imagination. You often get carried away with your thoughts.

You are prone to a little paranoia and jealousy. You sometimes go overboard in interpreting signals.

You are friendly, charming, and warm. You get along with almost everyone.

You work hard not to rock the boat. Your easy going attitude brings people together.

At times, you can be a little flaky and irresponsible. But for the important things, you pull it together.

You are very hyper. You never slow down, even when it's killing you.

You're the type of person who can be a workaholic during the day... and still have the energy to party all night.

Your energy is definitely a magnet for those around you. People are addicted to your vibe.

You are well rounded, with a complete perspective on life.

You are solid and dependable. You are loyal, and people can count on you.

At times, you can be a bit too serious. You tend to put too much pressure on yourself.

You are the total package - suave, sexy, smart, and strong.

You have the whole world under your spell, and you can influence almost everyone you know.

You don't always resist your urges to crush the weak. Just remember, they don't have as much going for them as you do.

What's Your Name's Hidden Meaning?

No challenge!!!

2008-05-22T08:22:00.000-07:00

Today , D-Day. Car test day.
i fetch peng ride all the way there...super JAM!!!
but nvm...cuz due to Dill's ultimate precision, his able 2 glide thru every car swiftly~~
25mins reach d. Marvellous!!!

Damnnn long. Frm 8 waited till 12 smthg oni reach my turn.
nvm nvm. sabar sabar~~~
enter the car oni , spray spray water abit , den shake shake the vipers abit,
den look at myself in the mirror den JALAN~~
wooohoooo~he asked me 2 laju den i drove till 80 lidat.
FULAMAK!!! overtook bus, lorry , wira , kancil , macam macam oso overtake la
dey shud recruit me in FAST N FURIOUS d !
yellow line shud drive 30km/h , i 60km/h !!!
HOHOHOHO still can pass!

Oh ya!!! ehh u celaka instructor. u BABI betui! he asked me drive the C road.
so i went...he was on the fon flirting wif sum freaks~ dun care abt him, i drive mine he flirt his. Den!!! manatau he suddenly pushh my steering!
ask me 2 go 2 a road i neva drove b4. Oh well~~ jz drive luu..
den middle of nowhere jz asked me 2 U-turn. BUUTOOOH SAMA U~~~
den on the way bac i got lost. hahaha i forgotten which way i came frm.
so i ting tong tiang n chose my lucky road.
Tat time his still on the fon : 'aku cinta kamu sayang~~'
Den suddenly pull my steering again...KANEH UUU~~~
sumore scolded me babi , bengong , bodoh punya org...macam macam!
wad 2 do?! let him scold luu if i wana pass...damnnnn
DAMN USELESS RACIST MALAY!

The rest is jz toooooooooooooo unchallenging...kai kuat everything in 5mins.
hiak hiak hiak~~~see see!!! talented + potential + phenomenal
wif tis kinda abilities...I PASS!!!

PASS PASS PASS PASS PASS!!!!

malang malang day

2008-05-16T21:29:00.000-07:00

morn , Dill de Driving God drive frm Farlim 2 Batu Mau.
no accidents occured. Skills superbly marvellous!
Hands use 2 drive : 1 not 2. But not copy Jay Chou. Jay Chou copy me.
Car driven : SLK ( small lil kancil) not Taufu Car.
Status: Assistant of Driving skool Uncle
Why: asked me 2 teach his students hw 2 drive! soon ur gona see me as papan tanda d!
Sign Board: train as hard as u can 2 be as Dill the Drivin God...
i parked my bike at the uncle's shop. But whn i came bac...
i got SUPRISE!!! Birds gave me their shit as present!!! hw sweet der are~~
sumore not jz 1 stack of poop , its 3 stacks of POOP!
The birds dono hw many days din go toilet d~~made my bike seat as their toilet bowl...
i wana rub it off my seat oso canot!
so freakin hard!!! wad kinda shit is tat?!?!?!
Damnnn...now anti birds d...DAMNN UUUUU
U BRAINLESS BIRDIES!!!

regene is singing god!!!

2008-05-14T07:43:00.000-07:00

fulamak~~i've learned my lesson d...frm 2day onwards i dare nt boast abt me = lee sheng jie anymore....damn memalukan~~regene , u've shutted me up. Your A Mei , stephanie sun , fan wei qi , sammi cheng etc etc....but nvm! i knw ur weakness!!!! hiak hiak hiak~~~ u cant rap! ahahahaha if i choose fast tempo songs den i'll outsing u! wakakakaakaka
tactic tactic!!!

oh ya! still remember whether i worked at pc fair as a salesman? till nw i still cant get my pay....all thx 2 the IDIOTIC company name FOSA! Dey keep delayin my salary! Damnnnnn ...i can oni blame myself for choosing the wrong company 2 work wif. Purposely wrote my name wrongly in my cheque , den jz nw whn i returned the cheque n ask for a new 1 , dey ask me 2 wait for at least 3 weeks...den i asked abt my commission, dey said no idea....damn damn damn!!! Alrite im ald freakin pissed d...den i asked for cash cuz easier. Dey said NO! Ma Butoooohhhhh~~~

i came , i saw , i conquer!

2008-05-11T03:34:00.000-07:00

To all mcDs' out there~~~ BEWARE!!! im comin to YOU! and im gona Rock ur hse DOWN!

two all beef-patties,
special sauce , lettuce,
cheese , pickles , onions,

on a sesame seed bun.

let me list down the places tat i've conquered.

Prangin Mall mcD
Gurney Plaza mcD
Farlim mcD
Sunrise mcD

These are the places tat i've not yet conqured.

Sunshine Farlim mcD
One-Stop mcD
Gree lane mcD
Queensbay mcD

Till nw my success rate is 10/10 Perfect score! woooohooooo~~~~Marvellous la memang! Fuuuuuyoooohhh~~my speed is like 300km/sec. bla bla bla nia finish d! Its too fast for you 2 handle.=D Its like u blink ur eyes , bt b4 u open ur eyes im ald done rapping....fulamak!!! seee laaa...i din even knw tat im so talented in rapping! Till nw my fastest record is 2.5sec. Comment Comment! oh ya! challengers are accepted.

comment on the 2 bodiess--->>>>

2008-05-06T07:41:00.000-07:00

c'mon guys!!! free show free show~~ drop sum comments!
gud or bad all accepted! =DD

yinzee kanehhh uuuU~~~

2008-05-05T06:00:00.000-07:00

yinze ar yinze~~KANEH UUU~~~~~ u ar.... beh cham d. Tis kinda things u oso can send 2 ppl...bcuz of u i've lost my kesucian~~ my body as suci as ' Guan Yin Ma' 1 bt nw no more d...all thx to YOU!!!

2moro ur gona pay!!! i'll take ur pants off den pop ur balls 1 by 1~~wooohoooO~~~it sounds fun! yinze hope u c tis! =DD

Gate of No Gate

2008-04-24T09:02:00.000-07:00

mornin
Accounts oh accounts~~im still nt sure whether i've made the right choice nt...its been nearly a month nw , n im still clueless. Ohh crap...everytime whn Mrs Kaling gives us work , i sure dono 1 den she sure perli me~~titi say 'NO CHALLENGE' fuffufufuyoooh...i've only said 'NO CHALLENGE' once ni , she titi use it on me d~~canot lerr account class nid alot of rest...cuz brain canot take it den overheat ki. sooo Mrs Kaling...let us REST MORE!!! oh ya ! oh ya ! sean , thx 4 the strepsils =)

Afternoon
Mus reward myself cuz undergo torturing acc class. i reward myself wif wad??? FRIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! n McChicken!!!! fuyooooh~~~sedap ka beh si...ald sore throat d sumore ate fries...lagi terukk~~bt oh well...its worth every bite! After tat we watched The Forbidden Kingdom . Fulamak!!! nice ka beh si! ehh ehh after watchin tis movie , i oso knw kung fu d ! so dun play play...i use kung fu belasah u! Seriously lerr~~damn nicee!!! wana go pee oso canot ! see laaa...bt at last i still went 2 pee la ,speed all the way 2 toilet den speed bac! Break record ar! siaw siaw! Asafa Powell 100meters 9.76secs , me 0.3 secs. Run past u , skirt oso can fly. *phew weet*

Evenin
After movie ,yinze drop me at PM den i take bus home...yinze!! damn gud la u! nex time chea u eat fries! den he went bac 2 GP for karaoke~~*sigh* i cant join dem...due to unforseen circumstances. Im totally like an AHMAD! reach home ni , gota cook rice for my parents den sumore nid 2 ride 2 CLHS 2 fetch my bro cuz his lazy 2 take bus...damnnn...

Nite
Practise guitar for awhile ni kena say by mom d...y im nt studyin~~bla bla bla~~so...studied for abt 1hr lidat luu...den on9!!! tats all~~

ikan bilis rawks!

2008-04-20T08:50:00.000-07:00

2day abit sucky lerr...oni manage 2 sell 4 labtops ni~~bt who cares i'v ald hit my target...so i can do anythin i wan. WOOOHOOOO!!!

Last day is the rawkest day la~~after i sold 4 labtops ni , i walk around d ! i helped my frens who din sell much 2 promote...ermm helped BenQ , Toshiba n oso Lenovo. Lenovo sounds like ' lei lou mou' u knw! BUY 1 LENOVO LABTOP FREE LEI LOU MOU~~ fuuyoooh...tis sentence attracts attention luu~~~but can kena belasah 1 , so bcareful dun say it anymore. Like me , i kena juling more than 10 pairs of eyes once i say tat...so ...learned my lesson d.

oh yeah!!! i 4got! 2day's food is the best eva!!! especially the ikan bilis! BEST IN THE WORLD! ermm..nono...BEST IN THE UNIVERSE ! fulamak! 1 bite nia can make u fly d~~~1 mouth den 1 more den another den tak habeh habeh d...tsk tsk tsk~~see laa! the power of ikan bilis...fuyooohh~~if got 5kilos of tat ikan bilis i oso can sapu all!

alrite alrite. no more
bounce!

tough life

2008-04-19T08:34:00.000-07:00

current job: part time pc fair salesman
bad compliments: morn was scolded by big boss cuz yst sell 0 ,stand there hit flies
good compliments:Today being called top salesman + potential + talented
units sold yst : 0
units sold today: 6
pay per-day: 50buckz only...
commision : after sellin 5 units oni got 25buckz , den no.6th onwards 10buckz each
commision gained : temporary 35buckz
condition of tis homosapien : still surviving bt torturing...suffering frm exhaustion , standing for more than 12hrs
days left till pc fair ends: 1

warning: to those who wana buy acer labtop bt dono anythin abt labtop pls shaddap n let us salesman do the talkin...u aint knw nth sumore wana say tat wad i said ir wrong , sumore gao gao say i inexperienced~~listen d oso wana say kanehh uuu~~

im FITTTTT!!!!

2008-04-16T08:17:00.000-07:00

Today 16 of April...me Dillan dv officially announce tat im FIT! and i mean totally fit!
i may look small or thin or wateva it is...
but im up 2 ur challenge! jz name it any sports!
badminton , futbal , futsal , joga bonito, basketball , ping pong , squash...
regular exercises i oso accept challenges~~
eg. push ups or sit ups or wateva it is~~

I aint sayin all tis cuz im thick skin or wad , its jz tat im sick of ppl lookin at me like im a weak dude! tats all~~

here's my record:
200 half pumps within 5 mins
600 sit ups within 20-30mins

To those ppl out there who wana challenge ...contact me or drop a comment...

kaneh day~~~

2008-04-15T09:01:00.000-07:00

why i wrote kaneh day as my title?! cuz 2day i said alot of kaneh u...
thx 2 yinze n big butt!
we went 2 red box
my singing was recorded...and is abt 2 publish 2mr.
Dill's self titled album
can get it at God's hp~~f.o.c

chunn or chun...he promoted my tutu 4 me
my tutu nw mcam got promotion lidat~~
he celaka betui~~im gona promote his butt d! =)
mari mari mari~~
1 time = 50cents , 2 times =50cents , 3 times = 50cents
so ! hw many times oso 50cents nia!!
cum cum cum! video cam provided!
hmph! after all the butt poking process~~
i bet he dun nid 2 sit 2 shit ald...
i've jz made a gud deed!
tats shittin whlie standin~~ohh it feels gooood~~

yinze oh yinze~~kanehh uuuu too
cuz u titi use fries 2 seduce me...
sumore purposely take foto let me c he ate fries
i was damn hungry den u told me abt fries~~
warm warm den plus salt on it~~fuwhoaa the aroma~~
can make u fly...
u knw i cant go mcD 2 makan d sumore goda me...
mus take foto of ur tutu den show carly d =)
hiak hiak hiak~~~

sean oh sean~~
she's coco lee no.2 , but merajuk no.1 !!
but ur vry cruel too!!! pakat wif yinze 2 goda me...
terukk betuii!!!
but nvm...i'll find smthg 2 goda u bac!!! 10 kali ganda more seducing!
u watch out!
hiak hiak hiak~~~

tagged by carly

2008-04-14T08:31:00.000-07:00

1. Do u believe in love at love at first sight?

yea i do...bt it neva happen on me b4!

2. If you were to be stranded on a deserted island, who are the 3 blog buddies you would take with you, and why?
yinze n any1 will do~~i wana make history den u guys wont b readin robinson crusoe nimore, u'll b readin DILLAN~~~

3.What place do you want to go the most?
everywhere

4. Do you live to eat or eat to live?
no of the above...i live for fun

5. What do you feel like doing right now?
sayin kanehhh u~~~ tis word is dedicated 2 chunn n yinze ONLY!!!

6. What are you afraid to lose the most now?
my legs or my arms! cuz if no legs or arms i cant do no sports!

7. If you win $1 million, what would you do?
donate 50% to charity , den 30% put in bank den the rest spend on myself!

8. If you meet someone that you love, would you confess to him/her?
it depends~~but i dun hv 1 rite nw. Oh well~~

9.What is your favorite brand?
too many 2 b listed

10. What are the requirements that you wish from your other half?
.looks ok , to me looks is not everything
.cares 4 me
.can save 4 me
. easy 2 mix wif
.i can b myself whn im wif her

11. Which type of people do you hate the most?
ppl whos desperate for attention , annoying or irritating

12. Which do you prefer from your other half? A hug or a kiss?
hug

13. Who you like the most?
no idea

14. What do you think is the most important thing in your life?
sports!

15. Are you more afraid of failure or loss?
loss cuz i can always learn frm failures

16. If given a choice, which animal would you opt to be, and why?
a bird! cuz im totally free~~~weee

17. If you had the chance, which part of your character you would like to change?
my body! cuz im thin!

18. What makes you feel disappointed?
no idea

19. If given a chance, do you want to see your future?
nahh..its tempting but i dowan~~its gona change me

20. What do your friends label you as?
.xin yu
.star fish
.Dillan
.Dildo
.Dillan de glass
.Lil gal

2008-04-12T08:47:00.000-07:00

mornin mornin wake up den went 2 play basketball~~

i wore sleeveless shirt , was hoping 2 hear WAHH dill ! muscle like popeye lidat!!!

Unfortunately no such comment.....yinze , yc , daryl n peng din say anything bt whn Gabzy reach nia , his first sentence : WAHH dill thin luu u~~ Damnnn....heart was pierce by toothpick.*pain pain*

To Gabzy: kaneh uuu~~~ my arm muscle berketul-ketul n bergunung-ganang~~cant u see tat! buta kah u? Grrr...

Afternoon down la...my mission 2 study fail terribly~~i end up at QB den at CC. seee laaaa ....i lagi no life than carly! oh ya talkin abt her...2 b honest , i rili envy her ...she can study all day long , bt me?! 1hr is ald a great achievement 4 me d~~i suck so bad huh? but i've ald got a plan in my mind nw , nex monday im gona put it 2 use.

Alrite , so hereby i Dill dv promise myself 2 work hard , dun kap so much n mus pay attention in class. If not i musnt go for sports! oh damnnn....wat a stupid promise 2 myself. Hw can i stop myself frm not goin 4 sports?! i sohai memang...

oh well ~~ its time 4 me 2 bonce.

miracle

2008-04-11T08:42:00.000-07:00

Its been so long since spm results were out. Nw i was offered a scholarship by Olympia college...The thing is i only got 1 A!!! not 10A's !!! see la! isnt it stupid or perhaps its a miracle?! i got only 1 A knw....sumore offered scholarship! fulamak! dey've gota b blind! but oh well~~~ im in ATC nw n im luvin my life over there~~

oh ya! thx daryl n peng! thx 4 chea me eat fries!!! and YINZE!!! pls chg ur poll! chg it to fit , muscular , macho man. and not thin , vry thin or no comment ...if not i belasah u d. hiak hiak hiak~~ so u betta chg.

mornin
venue: batu mau drivin centre
time: 8-12
compliments frm drivin skool uncle : talented + potential F1 race , one is a million
engine mati api: 3 times
experince in drivin: daytona

Dun mess wif me

2008-04-10T07:18:00.000-07:00

Aim: To investigate the effect of super hardcore intensive studyin.
Hypothesis: The more i study the cleva i am?
Problem statement: Lazy to study , im pressin myself 2 do it!
manipulated : my brain reject knowledge
responding: i bcum Einstein no.2

enuf of tis crap!

Tis is dedicated 2 a person whos my classmate , i dun nid 2 tell who izit but i knw u'll c my blog 4 sure

1st of all... i din say tat u beh hu beh hu wana wear bikini , i said its like u beh hu beh hu wana wear ! Dun u knw english or cant u understand simple english ?! Awwwww den too bad~~cuz u cant even understand tis simple sentence. Oh ya! i dun like ur bitchiness ! so wad?! Even u , urself knws tat ur bitchy. Hw it feels huh? ohh sry i dun feel u~~btw tats ur life n i dun wana butt in ur life , tis is my blog n i write wateva i feel like writing. U knw wad?! i dun nid 2 knw u thru ppls mouth ! why? cuz ur action shows everything in class...in case u dono hw ur like in class , lemme tell u how ur like . Alrite lah , i'll list it out for ya.
1.ur so damn proud of urself
2.showing off ur vaio
3. u dun hv tat accent n ur tryin so hard 2 slang it out
4.actin friendly but u failed , cuz its so fake
5. bitchy of cuz~~ u knw 4 ur self

Oh ya! 1 more thing...u've been ignoring me for a long time d , den how cum u wana view my blog? den nw ur fired up n pissed...so is tat gota do wif me? i guess NO! ehh dun mess wif me , i aint sum1 tat u wana mess wif alrite. Seriously...i wana get tis over once n for all. U've got a nice body alrite , pls la dun show off or boast ... but especially ppl like u whos trying so freakin hard 2 stand out likes it. Rmb tat i see u as an isolated gal n ur totally ignored by me frm the start!

Honestly , do u think i care hw ya feel abt me? HELL NO ! i DUN!
I aint gona tell u wad 2 do or ask u 2 chg cuz its ur life n i've got nth 2 do wif it. So nw ...lets get tis over wif. PEACE!!! we dun talk abt tis anymore , i dun talk abt u n u dun talk me. If ur still mad abt it den tats ur prob. I've got no grudges against u jz 2 let u knw...i was jz writin wad tat gets into my mind , but i've neva expected u to read my blog cuz i dun even knw u . Btw i saw ur blog , dun wry i've ald forgotten wad ur url d. Sum1 sent it 2 me n i jz read it. If ya think im lying den wateva la~~i dun mind. but i dun hv photographic memory n i aint gona see ur blog again...